h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*UH takes the brunt of the mines, and is duly lacerated. He grunts, and is floating unconcious in th lt's line of fire*

[YK] Do I have to do EVERYTHING here??

[[Cry of Courage]]

[YK summons Phoenix, who seems mildly surprised at the lack of gravity. Phoenix restores UH to battle condition, and then asks YK how he'd like his villains]

[YK] Well done.

[Phoenix] Okay.

[Phoenix roasts the villains well done, and then vanishes in a burst of flame ... or possibly explodes.]

[On Yo's HUD]
Systems Damaged:
Camo- 73%
Cooling- 23%
Communications- 13%

Armor:
Outer- 14%10%
Hardpoints- 100%
Layers- 72%
Inner- 99%
Health- 97%

[YK gets zapped by the phaser. Janine decides that taking revenge this instant isn't very wise.]

*Affy flips madly through his water-resistant spell book (self casting Caskly spell, remember?), and locates the exact spell to use in this situation*

Zifmia the Bearded Oracle of Yonkers!

*A rather odd looking bearded fellow in a long robe and glasses appears. He looks around, very confused*

Steve-Hey! What's going on here?


*As Steve ducks out of the line of fire, Affy explains what's been going on*

Steve-I'm not *really* an immortal magi, I'm a human computer programmer! Aimfiz home!

*Steve vanishes, leaving Affy with just one more choice. He whips out the Wand Of Frobozz, and points it at Yowuzupman*

Freeze!

*The wand energy shoots out at Yowuzupman*

Okay, this thing'll take about four posts to recharge....

*GL takes advantage of the partially frozen state of Yo and fires his snowzar at him, hoping to change the "partially" to "fully"*

[YK] Great! [deflects any shots with his lightsaber] Now where to?

* the penguin recovers from a terrible coughing fit resulting from inhaling the plasma, spits some blood out of his beak and, putting his gun away, casts a freeze spell at Yo to try and finish the job completely *

*Affy stares at the wand of Frobozz, wondering why it made Yo cold, instead of turning him into a statue. He decides to chalk it up to weird wordplay, and heads towards the Galley (after sidestepping Yo's surprisingly sluggish plasma blast)* http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F62404?thread=104237

* the penguin slips out after Affy *