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Hallway Patrol...SJ
MaW Posted May 18, 2001
* the penguin stops juggling five dried herring with a spectacular catch in his beak, and produces his large gun. After a pause while he chews and swallows the herring, he speaks. *
[Penguin] Yes, do let's hurry. My feet weren't made for running around on hard metal floors.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 18, 2001
[YK, Link, Janine, Mackenzie, and Mog all board the elevator]
Hallway Patrol...SJ
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 18, 2001
[YK] Say, when are some of us going to find and rescue Mortimer McMire? And who's going to do it?
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Starman Jones Posted May 19, 2001
(*still moving slow*)AAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!(*the lighthawk wings begin to glow, Jones seems to be in a deep pain. Jones' gunblade turns jet black(from it's origanal pinkish color). Large streams of electricity shoot out of the lighting fixtures in the hall and into the Lighthawk Wings. Suddenly, the hall goes black. A flash of light, the halls lite again. Jones standing quietly about 20 feet away from the heros, gunblade still jet black, Lighthawk Wings gone.*)(*voice very low, head looking down*)I had to give up all my other weapons and all my energy for it , but...(look up, eyes blood-shot red and an evil smile on his face.*)... It will be #$%^ well worth it to see... you... all... suffer!(*lunges at the group in the elevator sharf, drawing back with intents on cutting the shaft in half along with the people in it*) I've got 30 minutes to inflict pure #$%^ on the lot a' ya'!
Hallway Patrol...SJ
MaW Posted May 19, 2001
* the penguin leaps up and starts climbing up the elevator shaft as fast as he can go *
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 19, 2001
[YK gives Starman Jones a Vulcan Nerve Pinch, cutting down the half hour considerably. SJ drops like a sack of bricks.]
[YK] Huh. I wonder where he learned /that/ trick?
[Mackenzie] And where did you learn THAT trick??
[YK] Vulcan. Remember when I took that part-time job there?
[Mackenzie] Yes. Your exact words were, "The heat got me annoyed, the deadpan expressions got me silly, and the annoyed Vulcans got me unconscious."
[YK] Whatever.
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Afgncaap5 Posted May 19, 2001
Well. With an apparently unconcious SJ, and no threats from other STUMPED villains in a while, I feel safe doing this. *Affy looks at the only button availabe. It reads "http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F62404?thread=115549". Affy pushes it, and sighs* You'd think a simple "up" and "down" would suffice.... *The last of the heroes pile in just as the doors slide shut, and the elevator ascends to....*
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Afgncaap5 Posted May 20, 2001
*The Monitor turns on, showing a very angry KL* Happydude! Report to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F62404?thread=115773 and stay at your post. THE HEROES ARE ALREADY THERE!!!!!
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Starman Jones Posted May 22, 2001
(*wakes up. Lifts head up and sees both elevator shafts are gone. head drops back down onto the floor*) #$%^!!!!(*hits floor with fist several times and gets up*) #$%^! #$%^! #$%^! #$%^! #$%^! #$%^! I guess I'll wait here(*reloads sawed-off shotgun and looks around*) Man o' man those CHOPPERS really distroyed my brand-new forum! It looks like Swiss #$%^*?~ cheese!!! I hope it can heal itself.(*walks over to holo-chair and puts it back on it's legs and sits down and begins to play Solitaire with hover cards. Quietly. All alone*)
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The Krylma Leader Posted May 22, 2001
*The monitor snaps on*
Sorry to see that the good guys gave you the slip, Starman. There really wasn't enough time for an orientation meeting that described what the heroes might try to do. In any event, here's a chance to redeem yourself: assist in guarding the Primary Elevator Shaft. Go to the console on the wall, and push the F10, W, and 3.132 buttons at the same time.
*Monitor snaps off*
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Starman Jones Posted May 23, 2001
(*talking to the blank monitor*)But what about my post? What if some more good guys come? Who will hold them off?
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Afgncaap5 Posted May 21, 2002
Servo-Oh, this has *got* to be the king of all awkward pauses!
Crow-Think if I just walked out and went from this end of the Satelite to the other that anything would change?
Mike-With our luck, no.
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- 65: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 18, 2001)
- 66: Starman Jones (May 19, 2001)
- 67: MaW (May 19, 2001)
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- 70: Afgncaap5 (May 19, 2001)
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- 72: Afgncaap5 (May 20, 2001)
- 73: Starman Jones (May 22, 2001)
- 74: The Krylma Leader (May 22, 2001)
- 75: Starman Jones (May 23, 2001)
- 76: HappyDude (May 18, 2002)
- 77: Afgncaap5 (May 21, 2002)
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