h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Main Elevator Shaft is the thing that heroes will come from directly. Indirectly, it could be either the Neutrino Burst Injector, Regulation Control Center, Energy Flow Systems, or Brownian Motion Inducer*

<...the north corridor gives Yo a clear shot directly at the elevator doors...>

Where's the exit to the Galley, just out of curiosity? Remind me.

uhh east corridor. what's happening with the teleport door? has it been moved to the galley?

well this is it, I wonder how the Admiral is doing...

*the PA system sparks to life*

hey, Yo! this is NYC. I bet I got a bigger plasma rifle than the one you have there. why don't you pop over to the security sector and compare weapons...

..hehehehehehahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHa... MWAHAHAHAhahahahaha...

...oh, D**N. I gotta remember to press this bu--

*the PA system cuts off*

~seals full body armor suit and walks out~

I'm going to try to lock down the elevators....the coding language is unfamilure to me though....

well, lets make it interesting

*As soon as the telepathic message dies down, a dull light from the direction of the door can be seen*

*right behind affy*

*The light is going brighter, and is taking a circular shape*

*The bright circle is quickly pushed inward, as if by someone's foot in another conversation, and Affy dives through, sword glowing bright enough to give him the view of the guns that he just barely ducks*

Cloak on!

*His elf cloak activates, providing some mild protection against the motion sensors, and making himself very difficult to see when viewed by normal eyes*

Of course, a motion detector could probably notice the air around me moving, if it was on well enough....so,....

*Affy ducks out of the way, and looks up, seeing that he only imagined the firing gun*

Um, Yowuzupman? Where are you?

* the penguin comes into the room, blinks in the darkness and flings out a flipper, incanting in a powerful, resonant and totally unpenguinlike voice. Several balls of light burst into being and float into positions whereby they can provide the best possible lighting *

[Penguin] Hmm. I'm sure I can do better than that...

* he prudently ducks behind the nearest cover - a panel he has to rip off the wall with another spell before it will actually do him any good *

[YK, Janine, Mog, Mackenzie, and Darmani all pile in.]

Okay, no supervillains. Let's give 'em a good twelve hours before we leave. Starting with this post.

*Affy sets up the "Sudden Victory Timer", not seen since the Mission To Zork threads, when used by The Masque, but did not use the same name*

[YK] Say ... have the Mission to Zork threads come back?