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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted Jan 10, 2003
So am I, but I don't usually let that stop me 
Bring on the PGGBs, I say.
~
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 10, 2003
*aproaches the pan galactic gargle blaster bucket nervously, takes a tentative cat-like sniff and falls over unconsious*
I forgot cats have little alchohol tolerance
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted Jan 10, 2003
Hang on- you're a werecat- just don't approach it when in cat form 
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 10, 2003
A non-alcoholic PGGB 
that is a contradictio in terminis, as it contains about 200 % alcohol with some effect-reducers
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Chauncey Posted Jan 10, 2003
Yeah well I am only 16 and I don't really want anything alcoholic at this point, so is there a substitute?
Chauncey
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saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin Posted Jan 10, 2003
I'm sixteen and im sticking to marshmallows , much nicer.
only now i have to be a 
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Darth Zaphod Posted Jan 10, 2003
Yay another 16 year old!
*pokes chauncey* LOOK! We're not alone! JOY!! 
*pokes chauncey again* Hey, look over there, it's the BUFFET TABLE! I love buffet tables....my favorite invention in the world.
*pokes chauncey one more time* Let's EAT!
Darth Zaphod
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 10, 2003
** Nails a large pamphlet on the wall:
The Laws of Heaven, Article 42:
The preparing, aquiring or consuming of all types of alcoholic drinks in Heaven is allowed for all s and L of all ages.
This overrides all local RL rules stating a minimum age.
**
So don't be shy, try before you fly
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saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin Posted Jan 11, 2003
*reads the notice*
*goes and drinks a PGGB*
*falls on floor unconscous*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 11, 2003
*cat form recedes human eyes replace cat's eyes and fur retracts. Jumps up and shakes head*
Mesa 16 (17 in less danna month) also. Ha ha we adolescents are taking over your h2g2, soon, brethren it will be ours....
*takes out a mythril/supertitanium alloy cup, quickly dips it into the bucket and drinks it just before the cup dissolves*
perfect
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 11, 2003
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Chauncey Posted Jan 11, 2003
Whoo hooo, hand me one of those pggb!!
Chauncey
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saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin Posted Jan 11, 2003
*wakes up*
nicceeee
gonna have me some more of those pggb!
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted Jan 12, 2003
*reads sign* Oh good. That rule should be put into effect in RL too- me nearly 16
Apparently these make you feel like your head is being smashed with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick...
*Sips a PGGB*
Yesh, I see the resemblemb- resemance- thingy- now. 
I need more of that. *giggles*
*falls over*
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 12, 2003
I begin to understand why governments want an agelimit on drinking, but on the other hand, it would obviously enhance the booze-industry.
** has a few s before the youngsters have finished it completely **
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Galen Posted Jan 12, 2003
hey everybody!
i made it. it looks like the cerimony preparation have been coming along nicely!
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broelan Posted Jan 12, 2003
is there any left?
mithril! now there's something i hadn't thought of!
*contemplates aquiring a mithril vat for pggb mixing and containment*
archangel justin, would you mind mixing another batch? 
*ties snowflake-shaped balloons to the backs of random chairs in the hall*
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jan 12, 2003
*stares in wonder at the empty pggb vat*
*watches in silence as the remains of the pggb eats its way through the remnants of said vat*
Ah well...
*pulls out the emergency vat, with extra thick insulation, and starts mixing*
For you Broe, anything 
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- 41: Schrödinger's Cat-flap (Jan 10, 2003)
- 42: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 10, 2003)
- 43: Schrödinger's Cat-flap (Jan 10, 2003)
- 44: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jan 10, 2003)
- 45: Chauncey (Jan 10, 2003)
- 46: saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin (Jan 10, 2003)
- 47: Darth Zaphod (Jan 10, 2003)
- 48: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jan 10, 2003)
- 49: saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin (Jan 11, 2003)
- 50: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 11, 2003)
- 51: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 11, 2003)
- 52: Chauncey (Jan 11, 2003)
- 53: saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin (Jan 11, 2003)
- 54: Schrödinger's Cat-flap (Jan 12, 2003)
- 55: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jan 12, 2003)
- 56: Galen (Jan 12, 2003)
- 57: saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin (Jan 12, 2003)
- 58: broelan (Jan 12, 2003)
- 59: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jan 12, 2003)
- 60: broelan (Jan 12, 2003)
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