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Halo's Hurling from Heaven.
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
** checks sundial **
Six hours left
?
There must be something wrong!
** 
checks compass and re-aligns sundial **
That's better, very soon now
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Z Phantom Posted Jan 13, 2003
(we really need a smiley for that)
*put's on dress robes and hat then sneaks a toasted marshmallow from the wall*
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
there is a feather in my marshmallow!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 13, 2003
Never mind the marshmallows - it's time to get changed, Archangel Marijn!
*ushers him out throught the portal in one end of the sainting hall*
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Hati Posted Jan 13, 2003
*rushes in*
Am I late? Please tell me I am not late! 
Where is Kes?
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
** returns in the official sainting dress **
Just one more for the road
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 13, 2003
s - report for duty!
Good, good - bandages? Band-aids? *nods approvingly*
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
** Suddenly the ligths dim for a few seconds and return to full strength. It is the signal all have been waiting for.
Arch Marjin quickly downs his goblet of and walks to the central table where the ceremonial sword rests.
He takes some papers from his gown and starts **
Dearly beloved, we are assembled here in deep.....
... grief ... ...
...farewell...heaven (at least one word correct)...
wrong speech
** Frantically searches his other pockets **
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Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse Posted Jan 13, 2003
*comes 
ing in*
Am I in time? Am I in...
*tries to stop abruptly, realizing the ceremony has already started, slips on the feathers, slides along the floor* 
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
Next try.
Today, dear fellows, we are assembled for the joyfull occasion of introducing a few more s into our hallowed ranks. Alas two of them have had to wait for more than the original planned interval
, but on the other hand, because of that there are today not just two but four new applicants.
** Replaces his normal halo with the special Sainting 
version and picks up the Ceremonial Sword, carefully pointing it upwards **
Herald of Heaven, will you please lead before me ... ** checks paper ** Lance Corporal Werekitty !
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Hati Posted Jan 13, 2003
*eventually finds a bucket of PGGB and settles near it*
Nice ceremony.
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
** The Herald of Heaven briskly steps to the somewhat dark bench on the side, where the four applicants are wearily eyeing the Ceremonial Sword. **
Lance Corporal Werekitty?
** Affirmative nod by a shadowy figure, almost invisible in her Black, black trousers and a long black top with gothy sleeves, done up with a gothy cross string **
Follow me please. 
we all survived it
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 13, 2003
*swiftly hooks what looks like a shepherd's staff around Kristina's arm as she slides by, thus preventing her from bumping into the bar, which would be a minor catastrophy*
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
** The applicant is led unto the 
on the floor, pulling her were-walleroo along **
Please stand here.
** quietly the Herald retreats.**
** Arch Marjin steps forward and checks his notes, which makes it difficult to hold the sword steady **
Hmm. I see there was some conflict over your patronage between "His Divine Shadow's Assassin" and "His Shadows Divine Assassin". I am glad it is to be the first, Devine Assassin looks a contradictio in terminis to me.
** Raises his voice **
All attending s, please stand !
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
** looks whether even Kristina is standing **
** raises the sword **
Lance Corporal Werekitty, I hereby pronounce you Patron Saint of His Divine Shadow's Assassin and may you proudly wear that name with honor.
** controls the sword just in time to only touch Lance Corporal Werekitty's shoulders with the flat side. A black shadow grows from the sword and hides the new for a few seconds.
Then it clears away and shows her wearing a pair of shadowy wings and ditto halo.
The Arch quickly steps back, not completely trusting the combination of an Assassin and the Ceremonial Sword **
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 13, 2003
Herald of Heaven, will you please guide Lance Corporal Werekitty to the New s Table and then lead before me the next candidate, Schrödinger's Cat-flap?
** After guiding the newly saited , the Herald of Heaven heads again for the applicants bench and returns with again a darkclad girl, this time in oriental style and somewhat enlivened with a bright red shawl. **
So you are Schrödinger's Cat-flap, only I cannot see a cat on any side of you.
Did you eat them for your patronage?
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