h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*uses the little break for downing another PGGB*

*takes a short *

*Herald flutters back out of the range of the ceremonial sword, leaving Schrodinger's Cat-flap on her own, and goes back to wait with the other angels-to-be-in-waiting*

*a discreet can be heard from a corner*

** raises the sword again **

Schrödinger's Cat-flap, I hereby pronounce you Patron Saint of Unusual Food and may you proudly wear that name with honor.

** After the touches on the shoulder with the Ceremonial Sword a flash of golden light creates a box around the applicant. On the box is some blinking text:
"The wavefunction inside this box is a superposition of two equally probable solutions, /. Hit the button to select one!"
**


I wonder if this means that she might be rejected



** downs some **



Well, let the Sword decide!

** Arch Marjin grabs the sword with both hands and cuts the button in two. With a loud the box comes apart and reveals an with a bright golden Halo and crimson wings. The Arch sweeps the sweat of his forehead **

Pfew, that gave me the creeps for a moment, but it worked out

*applauds, in awe*

*admires Marjin's talent from under the ceiling*

** Checks notes again **

Hmm. There might be another surprise with the next one.

Herald of Heaven, here we go again. Chauncey will be the next one to be led before me.

** As before the new is guided to her new place, and Chauncey is asked to come along.
Surprisingly Chauncey grabs the hand of Darth Zaphod and pulls her along, saying:
"I want her as my companion" followed by Darth Zaphod's "And I want Chauncey"

So together they approach the sainting spot, Chauncey in a long, white, flowing robe with a tie around sash, Darth Zaphod in a sparkling white gown with a on her breast.
Arch Marjin is silent for a moment **

*rolls eyes (which is not safe to do under the ceiling)*

I have never heard of a double sainting before...
but there have been more strange happenings today, so why not?

It might be prudent to separate a bit, I do not know what will happen if you two are too close.

** Slowly they part a bit but still holding hands **--

That should be far enough, I hope...

** Taps the four shoulders with the sword, being extra carefull with Chauncey's right one **

Chauncey, I hereby pronounce you patron Saint of Literature,

Darth Zaphod, you will be known from now on as the Patron Saint of Dragons.
May both of you proudly wear those names with honor.


** From the sword another large mist engulfs both of them, but when it clears again, there is a problem...
















Both have become the proud wearer of a glowing golden halo, but as the separation was clearly not enough, their bright white wings are intertwined in a indescript haze... **


Oh dear, we need some real to solve this
please don't move a wing!

This really confusing...

*grabs another PGGB in hope to solve the problem with that*

** Arch Marjin walks to a small safe in the wall, retrieves the original documentation of the Ceremonial Sword and starts looking for emergency procedures. **

In case of separation...
... red button...very slowly...
that should do it.

** He returns to the couple and flips a small hidden button on the sword. Its red slowly turns white. Very slowly he moves the sword upwards between the wings which are becoming separated and get time to heal. **



I am glad we only have four today! This is hard work!

So let's all congratulate our new sisters, and let the flow

** exhausted, Marjin gulps a last and drops into a chair **

Great ceremony!

*applauds enthusiastically*

Congratulations to the new Guardian Angels!

Cheers!
Great job, Marjin!

Congrats, new angels!



Er, Marjin, what did you actually mean with *last* PGGB?

Need a nap now, after that I will have a "first "

Psst! Hush!

A tired Arch!!!

*tiptoes away*

He didn't get the LAST did he?!?!

*panics*
*flutters nervously near the ceiling, occasionally hitting her head on the rafters*

Ooooh, that sword gives me the jitters! I hope there's more soon!

*ducks to avoid low-flying new *

*trips over pet someone left tied up*



You mustn't leave pets lying around for Arches to trip over!

*ducks to avoid swooping out-of-control new *



Did someone's wings need attention?
I've brought my special wing-fluffing-brush...

I can fly! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *swoops down in search of PGGBs* All this flying is making me thirsty...

Oooh now I can eat the toasted marshmallow wall!
*does so*

Congratulations, other new s!

*carries on flying around happily*

~

*hovers near the bar, hoping for more "nectar of the angels"*

*fishes around in the pockets of her Herald's Gown for a lighter or pocket flame thrower to finish toasting the marshmallows that aren't quite done enough... none of them are blackened yet *

*Passes the Herald one.*