h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

These are mere preparations - the actual sainting ceremony will take place on Monday April 12th at 5 pm GMT or 6 pm BST or 7 pm CEST - for more time zones, see A831656

*picture a hall so big that it's almost endless*

*the walls and floor are made of white marble*

*the roof is the blue sky above*

*one of the Archangels comes floating in, dragging four HUGE pillows beind her; super-light, super-thin, super-soft and super-bouncy*

*proceeds with hanging up one pillow on each wall to prevent the Guardian Angels-to-be from crashing into them once they have received their wings*

** checks list **
That means 19:00 for us in continental western Europe.

*Skenvoy walks in*
This place is nice!
Need any help with those pillows?

~Skenvoy

Archangel Marjin - yes, 7 pm CEST, like I said...

Herald of Heaven - if you finish fastening these pillows, I'll get some stuff...

*drifting off*

If we let those pillows come out of the blue sky, we don't need marble walls. And anyhow in this immense space they are way out of reach for untrained s.

Or does someone plan to supercharge them with the point of the Ceremonial Sword

*tries hardly not to get lost in the zones*







*gets lost*

*returns with several boxes of white vases*

That'll be 8 pm in your time zone, St Hatifnat! Would you be an and place these vases in strategical places while I get the flowers?

*drifting off again*

*finishes putting up the pillows*

~Skenvoy

This DST and all is ever so confusing. Travelling doesn't make that any easier.

*takes the vases and tries to find the places out of the reach of The Sword and out of ways*

*returns with armfuls of flowers, followed by Santa's little helpers, also carrying armfuls of flowers*

*together they start filling Hati's artfully place vases*

*some of the vases are filled with red tulips*

*some of the vases are filled with pink, lilac and white tulips*

*some of the vases are filled with daffodiles*

*the Archangel claps her hands, and Santa's little helpers disappear in a wink*

*the Archangel herself is yet again drifting off, not to return until after Easter due to no Internet access*

** As there does not seem to be a power outlet, uses a solar panel powered battery-loader to load the batteries of the Ceremonial Sword **

That just takes some time.

Now where to reserve space for Kes' PGGB apparatus.

'waits for the to arrive'

oh erm need a hand?

*brings the usual assortment of s*
enjoy!
^. .^
= ' =

you say?

but of course!
and there's enough for everyone to make themselves sick and still have enough left to feed the birds!
^. .^
= ' =

I've already eaten a big easter egg today

mmm...easter egg...
^. .^
= ' =

its too nice though.. im getting so fat