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The Springy 'Spring Is Sprung' Sainting Ceremony*
Clelba Posted Apr 10, 2004
doesn't make you fat, it's a myth 
really...
...
^. .^
= ' =
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Serephina Posted Apr 10, 2004
Tell that to my expanding belly 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Apr 11, 2004
Oh what a Heavenly aroma!
Lovely flowers and the smell of
*closes eyes and lies back on a fluffy white cloud which dropped a little too low*
doesn't make you fat. is good for you.
Everyone says so, so there.
is even good if you're pregnant, much better than smoking or boozing anyway.
I'll not have a word spoken against in Heaven, thank you!
*opens large basket*
*takes out multitude of coloured eggs and starts hiding them in strategic places*
Hmmmm Arch Marjin, any sign of Arch Kes yet?
His 
needs to be started off if we're to get the ceremony under way tomorrow night.
I mean, it *does* need a little time to mature, don't you agree?
Or else you know what'll happen.
Some people just can't hold their liquor.
Mentioning no names of course.
*goes back to hiding eggs*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
*floating in*
*looks around*
No yet?
*grabs the sainting sword and drifts off to practise swish-swooshing with it (without the batteries, for now)*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
*returns from practising with the Sainting Sword, floating towards the solar panel*
Batteries please, Archangel Marjin!
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Serephina Posted Apr 12, 2004
'Arrives early to get a good seat '
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
*looks around for Archangel Kes while inserting the batteries into the sword*
Ahem - attention all angels! We seem to be missing one maker - any volunteers?
You'll find the recipe here: A799419 - and remember, you know you've got it right if one glass of it gives you the feeling of having had your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick!
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Serephina Posted Apr 12, 2004
As no one else is here I guess I could have a go 'starts mixing'
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
Thank you dear!
*luckily remembers to hold the sword aside before giving Saint Serephina the hug*
I'm sure you'll be able to find someone to volunteer for checking that you get it right!
*switches on the sword*
Ooops!
*hastily turns off the sword, takes out the batteries and inserts them the other way around*
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Serephina Posted Apr 12, 2004
Eeeep!..I'm not going near that sword again
'keeps mixing with a look of concentration'
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Hati Posted Apr 12, 2004
I am ready for being the first victim! 
*takes a , smells it, rolls eyes and downs the drink*
*faints*
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Serephina Posted Apr 12, 2004
'ang on its not quite finished!
'tries it'
oooooh falls over
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
*steadies Serephina, first laying the sword aside*
Hang on, you mustn't get drunk - you'll have to keep mixing!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
You sure? Well, ok then...
*picks up the sword again, steps up on the podium in the middle of the hall*
Attention, angels! Ahem.. I said ATTENTION ANGELS!
Thank you - welcome to the Springy 'Spring Is Sprung' Sainting Ceremony - please applaud our angels-to-be (they need all the support they can get)!
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TBC Posted Apr 12, 2004
Hey!!! People are testing without me?
*runs to get his mug*
~Skenvoy
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Hati Posted Apr 12, 2004
*opens eyes, adjusts her halo*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
Silence, please!
*a band appears on the guest stage at the west end of the great hall – it’s... it’s.... The Doors!*
*they start playing ’People are strange’ which is the cue for Strangelittlegirl to approach the podium*
Strangelittlegirl, step forward and kneel on this velvet cushion please...
*Archangel Titania lifts the sainting sword and lowers it barely managing to miss Strangelittlegirl’s left ear, taps her left shoulder*
*lifts the sainting sword again and lowers it now starting to get the hang of it, and taps Strangelittlegirl' right shoulder*
*a pair of wings grow out of Strangelittegirl’s back*
*the wings are striped in silver and gold*
*a shiny and sparkling golden halo appears above Strangelittlegirl’s head*
I hereby appoint you the Patron Saint of the Strange! Please rise...
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- 21: Clelba (Apr 10, 2004)
- 22: Serephina (Apr 10, 2004)
- 23: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Apr 11, 2004)
- 24: Hati (Apr 11, 2004)
- 25: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 26: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 27: Serephina (Apr 12, 2004)
- 28: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 29: Serephina (Apr 12, 2004)
- 30: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 31: Serephina (Apr 12, 2004)
- 32: Hati (Apr 12, 2004)
- 33: Serephina (Apr 12, 2004)
- 34: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 35: Serephina (Apr 12, 2004)
- 36: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 37: TBC (Apr 12, 2004)
- 38: Hati (Apr 12, 2004)
- 39: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 40: Hati (Apr 12, 2004)
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