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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
Phew, that was close!*wipes forehead*
Saint Serephina, might I try just a little sip of your mix - just to steady my hands, you understand?
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Serephina Posted Apr 12, 2004
Of course ..as long as i get a few minutes alone with Jim Morrison later 
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
Thank you, Saint Serephina - maybe you could offer to escort them out of Heaven after their post-ceremony concert?
Next applicant is... *checks piece of paper* ...Rat! Will Rat step forward please!
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Hati Posted Apr 12, 2004
Fascinating! St.Rat would sound wonderful!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
*leans forward and whispers into Rat’s ear*
Sorry, Eccentrica Gallumbits couldn’t make it, but she sent you this 
*straightens up, lifts the sainting sword*
*taps Rat’s left shoulder*
*manages to only nick the ends of a few hairs on Rat’s head*
*taps Rat’s right shoulder*
*a pair of oddly aero-dynamically shaped wings in silver metallic sprout out of Rat’s back*
Whoaaa... better take it slow with those – they look fast!
*a matching silver metallic halo appears above Rat’s head*
I hereby appoint you Patron Saint of Hard Travellin’ – please rise!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
*a dark figure approaches the podium, dressed in a dark cloak with the hood pulled up over its head*
*a long shape that appears to be flashing hangs from his belt*
Ahem... no weapons allowed besides the Sainting Sword – Saint Hatifnat, would you please confiscate Dragon Lord’s light sabre?
You’ll get it back afterwards, of course!
*taps Dragon Lord’s left shoulder*
*raises the sword and accidentally makes a cut at the rim of Dragon Lord’s hood*
*taps Dragon Lord’s right shoulder*
*a pair of blacker than black wings sprout out of Dragon Lord’s back*
*a colourless, transparent and almost invisible halo appears above his head*
Hmmm... *looks at halo with some doubt* ...I appoint you the Patron Saint of Self Pity!
*discreetly hands Dragon Lord a card with the number to P.U.D.D.I.N.G. A749784*
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Hati Posted Apr 12, 2004
*keeps the light sabre in the safe distance behind a huge vase*
Nice wings those...
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 12, 2004
*drops the sword with a before heading for a 
*
Congratulations, new 
s!
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Hati Posted Apr 12, 2004
That was it? 
Congrats, new s! 
Careful with the wings! 
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Serephina Posted Apr 12, 2004
can i get 
now then? 
n wheres that Jim Morrison gone? 
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 12, 2004
why do we always have to have a familydinner the second easter day
Did I miss anything?
all of it, I am afraid.
** samples the **
Feels like a lead brick, not quite Kes' fine touch.
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TBC Posted Apr 12, 2004
*stands up realising that the effects of made him miss the ceremony* 
*goes to get another *
~Skenvoy
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Clelba Posted Apr 12, 2004
congrats new angels!
*puts 
s on a handy peestal and dances around*
^. .^
= ' =
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Kes Posted Apr 13, 2004
*There's a terrible banging and clattering as a grumbly flustered baldish Archangel tries to push a rusty drinks trolley through several pillows. There is also a little un-Heavenly language.*
Bleep! Bleep!
Late - sorry - took a short cut to avoid the Purgatory Bypass - traffic's dreadful there at Easter - got stuck behind a Heavenly Host doing all of 10 KPH - anyway ... here's some more PGGB for those still in need. Think I'll have one myself!
Aaaah!
Congratulations to you new angels. Don't mind me - just grab a drink!
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 13, 2004
Real
And of course my congratulations to the new s
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 13, 2004
Ah - à l'Archangel Kes - finally!
No offense Saint Serephina, it takes quite some practising to get it quite ri... Serephina?
*looks around, but sees no sign of the and, come to think of it, no sign of the band either*
Well, I guess someone got lucky!
Skål!
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Serephina Posted Apr 13, 2004
'comes out from behind the stage looking a bit uffled and trying to hide some feather lined 
behind her back '
you called?
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Apr 14, 2004
*turns up late....very, VERY late*
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- 41: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 42: Serephina (Apr 12, 2004)
- 43: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 44: Serephina (Apr 12, 2004)
- 45: Hati (Apr 12, 2004)
- 46: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 47: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 48: Hati (Apr 12, 2004)
- 49: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 12, 2004)
- 50: Hati (Apr 12, 2004)
- 51: Serephina (Apr 12, 2004)
- 52: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Apr 12, 2004)
- 53: TBC (Apr 12, 2004)
- 54: Clelba (Apr 12, 2004)
- 55: Kes (Apr 13, 2004)
- 56: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Apr 13, 2004)
- 57: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 13, 2004)
- 58: Serephina (Apr 13, 2004)
- 59: Kes (Apr 13, 2004)
- 60: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Apr 14, 2004)
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