h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lady Lowena do I get the mayfair?
http://www.funnysnaps.com/pun.html

*takes a deep curtsy*

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Lady L. I was e-mailed those jokes by my sister. I will endeavour to find out where they came from. pedboy's guess is as good as any and I still think he is Minister material!!

turvy

I was just wondering... when a court goes into recess, do they have milk and cookies and go outside to play?

No. They probably go to their chambers and play dressing-up...


...in ordinary clothes

I met Mr. Dressup(Ernie Coombes) when I was very young. He passed away a year or so ago. His friend Casey(hand puppet) is retired in Florida I think.

...and where did my towel go...o turvy's is sleeping on it.thats ok I guess.

yes
i will have a trivial chat

ok, go ahead.

...still no towelHere it is.

Tiddly tum...I am just wondering if ped and the keeper of the little red cars will have forgotten all about me offering to give the my mini mayfair in exchange for the joke webpage.....oh noo!! I must think of a plan!!!

I spoke to my sister and her friend is in a 'joke circle' on the net!!

Sounds like fun to me?

Did you really expect the Keeper of little red cars to forget such a memorable offer?

You can go to my space and leave it there if you like.

turvy

I spoke to my sister and her friend is in a 'joke circle' on the net!!

Sounds like fun to me?

Did you really expect the Keeper of little red cars to forget such a memorable offer?

You can go to my space and leave it there if you like.

turvy

Ahhemm, I believe I have claim to said mayfair, so statement's such as " Did you really expect the Keeper of little red cars to forget such a memorable offer?

You can go to my space and leave it there if you like. "

are not appropiate. as is my spelling. I think it's time to bring in the barristers.
So in answer to your question Lady Lowena, NO I did not forget. And you can drop it off at my space, thank you.

...and to you milkchoclate, sorry but it is a friday!!! So I'm havin fun again.

if i can ask a quick question. has anyone seen that programme called alias and if so can they explain to me what the hell its about?

I did a Google on it last night. Do you mean the TV programme or Alias/Wavefront software?

I have heard of the software but not the TV prog.

turvy

Yes I have seen it nate.
It is a female lead, in a "super spy" role that gets to wear some pretty sexy disguises.
Thats the beer drinkin, couch potato, watered down version of a TV show outline.

I could'nt work out what the hell was going and its only the second episode or something. girl is cute though

It;s all very cmplicated-

Alias
Drama series starring Jennifer Garner as a double agent working for both the CIA and secret agency SD-6. Sydney has to have herself committed to a Romanian asylum in order to get information from an insane assassin. And she finds herself in yet more danger when her co-agent is killed and the CIA discover the asylum is run by the evil K-Directorate. With John Hannah.

http://itv.utvinternet.com/listings/viewprogramme.asp?prognum=1306749&episode=6&scheduleid=5773166&channeldate=19/10/2002&channelid=CH4



Alji ,{Guru},(Join The Guild of Wizards @ U197895)

Way to deep for me Alji,{Guru}, Wizard of the Red Dragon (Swynwr y Ddraig Goch) {see the sun sign poll at A712595}{Member of The Guild of Wizards}, I thought this was shallowville in here...kinda cute is all that I needed , thank you.

covered with fur

*Gets up off pedboy's .

Hi folks

I think these are too deep for this shallowsville thread but here goes...

CHIDRENS LOGIC.........

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dips coming.
Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you are
stuck with.
Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.

Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the Newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (out of the mouth's of babes...)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

And the number one favourite is.........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10




turvy *settles down for some more washing and sleep*

So where does her dad and her dead fiance come into it

I'm ust going to the 'one stop'anybody out of anything-you can owe me.(Quick I may change my mind)