h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does anyone elso fancy a nice shallow chat about something completely trivial?

hello- yes il talk- and im as shallow as a puddle so lead on

So do you like toasted sandwiches then?
I popped out to Sainsbury I needed some food shopping (wine)therapy

I guess I missed you

hiya! couldnt get on here yesterday- hope you had some nice wine! could do with a spot of vodka meself! yeah i love toasties- but also i love making pies with ready to use pastry and various fillings- sweet or savoury- the list is endless! speak to ya soon!

hi yes i like toasted cheese and tomato sandwhiches,whats your favourite one lol.

hiya! my favourite has to be my quorn satay, which you can find details for at the h2g2 cookbook, if you ever felt the urge to try it out. but any old rubbish tastes good once its been breville- ized! so- what else are you into?

Tuna and cheese for me....

yeah! i love tuna- and so does my dog! while im here- im having probs getting to some of my conversations--- so apologies to anyone involved!!! &

*pops in for a shallow chat about something trivial, finds food's on the menu, ponders retreat, but decides against it...*

My grilled cheese'n'sausage sandwiches are the best thing in the world, with tuna as a very good second.

I'm a lot into hard core food, really. You know, greasy, unhealthy, fried stuff... (Where's a smiley when you need it, I say!)

GOOOOOOD! pull up a chair, and help yerself to one of my cheddar cheese and crispy bacon sandwich! and some nice instant tea ( QT) and tell Auntie P about yourself...ah.. thats better!

Instant tea! I shouldn't be saying this, because it makes the Scandinavians jealous (they're drowning in snow, the poor things) - but here where I am it's time for iced tea now. I've just been out buying bagfulls of the stuff, ready to be stirred out in water with some ice cubes, and enjoyed in the sun on the balcony!

Here's a pic of me in my shades:

hee hee! that should call for a < iced tea & hot sun > smiley-- mind you here I need a < wet socks and shoes from shuffling thru muddy puddles > smiley ah well C' est la vie

Well, today it's like that here too... very gray and wet...

But I'm kind of happy about it anyway, because it gives me a perfect excuse to not bother with any laundry.

hee hee! rainy weather is a great excuse for skipping all manner of housework- laundry, cleaning carpets, and of course washing windows!

Yeah, you don't even *see* the dirt on the windows in grey weather!

Wouldn't be so bad,but my outside windows were cleaned the other day and within a couple of hours,a bl**dy seagull had left it's calling
card on it.Roll on when Scarborough Council finally decide to cull
the damn things!!!!!!!

You know, I'm almost positive gulls do things like that on purpose...

Best toasted sandwich is called a "Graveyard" (see Nicholson Baker's Room Temperature for full and lavish description). Spread some toast with peanut butter, and add crisply grilled bacon. Squish them all together, and enjoy the sweet/ salty/ chewy / crunchy texture and taste contrast.

PS switch off your mental calorie counter before making.

I am not a englishman What do you mean with the word Shallow
/sorry for the bad spelling