h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You are a large fat stripy/torteshelle cat. Female. Very pleased with herself, just as all cats are. You like lying in front of a fire and being pampered with the best cat food money can buy.

Too true. Well done that analyst.

Tabitca sounds all too much like the Elvira. But then there is the way you left the number on your name. This clearly show that you are scatty and lazy. I suspect that this is an alter ego for a librarian with a plaid skirt.

Pokemon: Persian
Feng Shui: Fire
Colour: Burberry Plaid
Shoe: kneelength Black Boots

I am late. Oops I got caught up in some Soya W*rk.

(Soya W*rk = Like w*rk but has half the fat and is good for you.)

unfortunately you couldn't be more wrong but I like the thought of an alter ego who is a librarian.
Tabitca was my cat ...she was poisoned a few months ago by someone nasty. She was white ,very elegant with blue eyes.
Whereas I have pink hair. am old, fat and a psychologist

Finally proof that I have no psychic powers. Persian is a Persian Pokemon Cat which I believe has pink hair so I treat it as a partial success.

So how come a psychologist hasn't been busy delving into these characters?

I need to switch off sometimes......I get everyone elses downloads as it were ...so i switch off by being tabitca.
I'm thinking of changing the hair to blue ...at my age its the only daft thing I can do that I haven't done before

Now I have a vision of Mrs Slocum from Are you being served!

Thats what my boss calls me...except mine is short and spikey!

Is Infinity really a feminine name?
I haen't heard of kubachok. Kabutchka is a word I made up so I don't have to swear.

Oh kabutchka. Knew I'd get someone's sex totally wrong. Reallignment in progress...

Tabitca: (though sorry to hear about your cat though).

My name is oatmaster. I was once 'Oscardog'.

What does that mean?

Persian does /not/ have pink hair!

And nobody ever did me...

The names are obviously masculine. This is a male, and one who wants to be recognized as such. Especially the inclusion of the word "master," which is not only masculine but powerful.

When I think of oats, I think of horses, and the animal part of Oscardog combines with this image to tell me that this is someone with a deep affinity for animals.

Oscardog also reminds me of hot dogs, the most famous brand of which is by Oscar Mayer. A fan of hot dogs, perhaps? When I think of hot dogs, I also thinks of baseball. A fan, perhaps? I think both of these conjectures are, to borrow a baseball adage, from way out in left field, and probably not likely. It's just as easy to assume that Oscar is your actual name.

I look at the letters here, and I see that they both begin with vowels (the same vowel, in fact), they're both three syllables, and there is only one descender, and three ascenders. The ascenders in oatmaster are equal distances from the ends, so it gives the whole name a very ordered and symmetrical appearance. I don't know if this was a conscious or unconscious choice, but this appearance is made possible because the name isn't capitalized, in an area where you have the ability to use caps. And in the text of your post, you use caps properly and punctuate well. So this makes me think that I'm dealing with someone who leans towards order. You're probably employed in some field like mathematics or computer programming, or perhaps a scientific discipline. Another possibility that occurs to me is a military-type job. The business-like brevity of your post suggests that to me. I would guess that your room is fairly tidy and organized, and you present a neat, scrupulously groomed appearance.

Fair Point Persian Pokemon is a sort of skin coloured beige.
I was thinking of the sowing the oats master.

PG

Lord Austin Plectrum-Wardrobe, Phd Oxo* BO, Former Viceroy of Daggenham Heathway before they found out, and currently Emissary for Derangiability for small gullible country in South America.

*Oxo - a cubist univesity in obscure Welsh county.

This is me name. A bit long, admittedly, in fact so long it doesn't all fit. Never mind. I'm sort of a newcomer, actually, so hello all.

Yours,

U177869.

Hi. Retroskull here. Go analyse it....go on go on!!!
:o)

Retro Skull = Cromagnon

thanks....erm let me just see if you were correct..................................erm....no.

I am sorry. That was harsh. I am begining to tire of these predictions. It was fun when I was guessing, but recently I have been trying harder and I get more of them wrong.

Perhaps Sol or Col will be obliging. I'm Unsubscribing...