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Page of Lord Ernest Lambchops, Phd(Oxo*)BO,BBC,D.I.S.C.O,Man from U.N.C.L.E,President of SDSPCAW, and currently Emissary without portfoilio for small gullible country in South America on alternate tuesdays and thursdays.

When lying, I would describe myself as debonair and dashing red hot lady magnet. My bedsit has a lavalamp and everything, you know. My hobbies are reading, writing, drawing, naked women, and crazy golf. I am a cancarian, have no criminal convictions, and I once met Barry Cryer. For the moment, this description will suffice.

Readers are politely reminded this is a non-smoking message, and although no buffet car is available with this missive today, refreshments are available from your kitchen via marital partner, flatmate, parent, or, if very clever, your cat or dog.

The end, La fin, Gudentarg, Le finito mussolini, etc.
E-mail: [email protected]

*Oxo - a cubist university in nondescript welsh county.

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