h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi zer guys im new on h2g2 would you mind explaining this page to me luv from mad bitch

hi zer guys im new on h2g2 would you mind explaining this page to me luv from mad bitch

"Erm.......it's a virtual pub. Okay Black Velvet's all round on me, my promotion has just been made official, so I can breathe again after a week and a half of nervous anticipation. More dosh, more interesting work,,more meetings,
Yipppeeee!"

So cheers then!

*Pandora wiggles her painted toes at Sultandude* "SO, does this mean that you are now an 'officer' AND a 'gentleman'?!?"
*bursts out laughing...holding her tummy whilst rolling on the floor!!!!!!...with tears of joy in her eyes Pandora snickers*,"Sorry 'bout that Sultandude...just the thought of YOU with responsibility
really CRACKS ME UP!"
As for that strange kidnapper I think we need a policy...

Hi folks

*Kasia looks at Pan and... starts to worry a bit*

Are this pre-birthday-shakes?!

Hello mad bitch - nice to see you found your way
What would you like to drink? we have also another stuff, not only and you know...

Pan, what do you think about a special three-Halloween-witches-spell to protect our X-mas tree?

*Kasia goes to the kitchen and returns with some fresh oysters and Pandora's Crab Cakes*

Thanks Kasia...but for one little tree...that can be done by me...
*reaches into a puoch...tosses a handful of sparkeling green dust onto the Christams tree* "For now and then forever be - all who shall look - will LOVE this CHRISTMAS TREE!" *POOF* "Hey, I didn't realise it makes the tree glow! Cool!"

*Helps herself to one of Sultandude's *

Thanks, 'dude!

Pandora, that was done with finesse! *Toasts Pandora's spell.*


*Studies mad bitch...* St. Bob, is that you?!!!

*thumps mari-rae up the side of her head* "There, can you see better now deary? I'm starting to worry about you!"

Hi Mari-Rae

Thanks a lot, Pan, now I feel much safer and this glowing is just !

::Walks in::

I am new to H2G2, so this is what everyone does on their spare time?Might I ask why on earth is everyone playing with Legos? Thats a little kids toy, lets play Monopoly: Star Wars Edition instead!

::Sets the board game up on the floor::

I get Boba Fett!

Welcome SpideyBat!

Hey, a Star Wars Monopoly?!? And I don't know it? How is it to play?

Oh and BTW: better not to tell anything against Lego! Dragonfly and Engländer are huge fans, you know

What do you like to drink?

Okay!

*Kasia runs to the kitchen and comes back with a huge birthday for Pandora*

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday, dear Pandora, happy Birthday to Youuuu!!!

I´m taking my LEGO-Luke Skywalker. Drat those little mettal digits. Nothing like good old plastic for a nice game of starwars.

*E lets his Snowspeader land right next to the gameboard. Luke climbes out of the hatch and sets himself up on the starting point.Ü

I wonder. It´s a standing term in Germany: Gehe in das Gefängnis. Ziehe direkt dorthin. Gehe nicht über Los. Bet it is not quite the same in English. And where do I goto on this Starwarsgame: Go into that solarsystem left of center. Go streight there. Do not go via the Hyperway. And do not believe to get a bonus."(?)"

Huh, yes! and congratulations, Pandora, to the accomplishment of another run round the sun!

Hi

I thought I'd boost the numbers since some of the regulars will be playing/drinking away in the South of Germany.

If it was a StarTrek Monopoly it'd be:
Go to the Delta-Quadrant. Via the nearest sub-space anomily. Do not go via Raisa. And don't sleep with any sexy aliens, as the First Directive forbids it.

Kasia - mine is a Jack Daniels & Coke please - thanks 'dude and congratulations (just use the meetings to sleep of the long nights in the pub )

Happy Birthday Pandora - have one on me.

::has been staring at the tree for hours, ever since Pan put the spell on it::

Oh... I think... I'm in love...

::Kes, blocking her view of the tree, winks at her and begins to approach the purple couch::

Do you want a light show?
well lightning but you get the picture

::shakes her head no::

I only want that beautiful tall creature before me!!!

::Kes is encouraged::

Hey, can someone serve me a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, I heard it was a good drink, but they don't serve it where I am at.