A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub

Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 81

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"Get stuck into a few Sparkling Pussies Kasia, they won't cure it but you will soon forget about it."smiley - hollysmiley - smoochsmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrink"Cheers! And Happy Whatever!"smiley - cool

-BTW am remodelling my page, comments are welcomed-smiley - cool


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 82

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"Get stuck into a few Sparkling Pussies Kasia, they won't cure it but you will soon forget about it."smiley - hollysmiley - smoochsmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrink"Cheers! And Happy Whatever!"smiley - cool

-BTW am remodelling my page, comments are welcomed-smiley - cool


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 83

Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310)

Hey, sultandude, I like your space smiley - smiley mostly this woman with stilletoe heel - is this your Princess Toy, when she is angry with you?! smiley - winkeye

And thanks - I'll try one or more Sparkling Pussies today, and for sure my mood will be great (hopefully, the cold didn't like 'em and vanish smiley - tongueout


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 84

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::forces herself to let go of the Archangel and looks for wrapping paper::

We can have Pan's party wherever she likes!!! smiley - smiley Honored you thought of my place!! smiley - smiley

If we go to Bacchus Bar, we can play pool and darts smiley - winkeye....

Do you have any Christmas decorations, Kasia!?? We've all been a-wondering... But I've been stuck under a piece of holly that thinks it is mistletoe, so I haven't had the chance to look... and I'd rather not snoop if I can help it!!! smiley - smiley

...Strange how we all wrap smiley - gifts the same way, isn't it!?? smiley - tongueout


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 85

Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02

*E moving into an armchair by the fireside takes his book by Julian Barnes and starts reading.*

Hard stuff, this Porcupine-book, anybody read it yet. I think I will just forget about christmas for a while

*Starts humming ding ding diing, ding ding dinng, dingy- ding- gy ding. Mh wha.. dingy ding ding ding dingydingy ding..*


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 86

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::sings:: Dingy dingy dong dong dingy do!!!

What porcupine book!?? smiley - tongueout "How to Screw a Porcupine"!?? Wait... old inside joke... hee he eheee...


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 87

Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02

*Grunting from behind his book, looks up*

Hm?
*Return to book*


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 88

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

...I guess it's not the book I thought it was... smiley - tongueout


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 89

Kes

In the case of the porcupine, you can't judge its cover by looking at the book!
*Smiles in anticipation of the pain and suffering a good pun can cause ... or a bad one ...* smiley - smiley
Dragonfly ... you're going to need a lot of paper to gift-wrap the purple couch! smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 90

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

You're right... And a very big bow...


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 91

Kes

smiley - winkeye In that case, I'll take a bow ... *Bows*


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 92

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

I don't CARE if you are an angel!! Someone must smack you!!!

::SMACK!!!::


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 93

Kes

Ah! The bad puns are always the best! smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 94

Gwennie

*Looks up from her chat with Mari-Rae*

Are we taking turns at smacking Kes now? *Looks hopeful* smiley - biggrin


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 95

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"I never seem to get smacked, and me a masochist. Oh well maybe some day. Aha, a thought occurs, maybe I should visit the dungeon and see what Mina has to offer."smiley - bubblysmiley - cool


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 96

Kes

Soory, Gwennie! Not turning the other cheek today! smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 97

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"Yo Kes, what part of Aussie do you stay in? I see they have had some really bad luck in New South Wales, three years of drought and then floods this year. I have a couple of really good Aussie mates in Thailand."smiley - cool


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 98

Kes

Hi sultandude. Aus is like that - a tough country, with extremes of climate. I'm over the other side, in Western Australia, where a thin coastal strip hangs onto the edge of a huge desert. Hot & dry most of the time ... good drinking country!


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 99

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Carries loads of smiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - gift and puts them under the tree. Plays "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" on the jukebox.*

This one always tickles me!! smiley - biggrin


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 100

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::Starts dancing bow-legged and slapping her knee::


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