A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub

Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 21

ringo (it's not all right)

Hi folks,

i've been off for a while and now i'm starving for a smiley - stout, please
Kes, how are you? smiley - smiley
just thinking about your lost poetry - is it written poetry that was never read by anyone or poetry that was never wriiten (yet) unfortunately?
perhaps I'll find more abiut it on your space...


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 22

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Finishes her knitting and sighs happily. She stands and displays a lovely tree skirt, it has smiley - reindeer prancing across it and is edged in a row of smiley - hollysmiley - hollysmiley - hollysmiley - hollysmiley - holly.*

To go under the smiley - xmastree when we get one here. Somebody pour me some smiley - bubbly, please!

Say, we should draw names for a gift exchange!


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 23

Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02

*E carrying a bag of snow and the "skies" that come with Model No. 7128*

Here Pandora, try these:

________/
________/


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 24

Pandora

*Pandora enters right behind E* "Ouch! This woman's lib stuff has gone too far!" *stomps her foot* "E?!? Did you not see me right behind you? Never mind I've been dragging this lovely pine tree all the way from some Park or other...I got it for FREE!!! Of course the cops were behind me for the first half hour or so...but I lost them when I crossed that stream...or road...I couldn't tell which. They kept yelling something about 'rare'...'thief'...'stop', etc., but I never saw the guy they were chasing! Oh well."

"Hey E, these will work just great for my Lego sleigh!" *gives E a hug*

"Hello Kes...how about you putting ALL these little glow in the dark angles on the tree...seems just THE job for a chap with your name! I've got tons more decorations at my cottage. After I have a hat chocolate with marshmallows, I shall go retrieve them!" smiley - tongueout *rubs her cold feet...looks like shoes are going to be a MUST...phooy...smiley - sadface *


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 25

Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02

Yes, Kes, and here are a few Glow In The Dark LEGO ghosts. Put them up as well, will you?"
* E falling into his women lib voice, just the vogue of the day, you know...*


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 26

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

I'll help you Kes!!!

::Whispers to him-- something about Zeus::

I love Marie-rae's idea!!!

Englander, can you make a Lego hat!?? We could put our names in it and draw from it... smiley - smiley

::knows what she would get for Pan-- a pair of boots and some socks::

::sees that Plato is curled up onto her Lego cake and taking a nap::

Sorry about the oyster shell mess... maybe I should clean that up... wait... maybe you should, Englander, since we are into the whole women's lib thing... and ringo can hold the dust pan for you!!! smiley - tongueout

Do you have that drink, ringo!??


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 27

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Spreads the treeskirt beneath Pandora's smiley - xmastree*

There! Perfect! smiley - biggrin


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 28

Kes

*Steps up to the tree with assorted glow-in-the-dark ornaments*
Oops! Sorry mari! Not in your way here, am I?
*Starts attaching the ornaments, also handing some to Dragonfly*
You do round the other side of the tree ... and we'll meet in the middle.


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 29

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

No, you're not in my way, Kes. That is beginning to look very pretty. How about little candy canes too?


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 30

Kes

Oh yes .. those too ... I wonder if there are any glass balls, and maybe some tinsel ... Does Kasia keep any boxes of Xmas decorations, do you know?


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 31

Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02

Oh, I´ll go into the Kitchen.

*Dipp,dipp,dipp, in the dish, dish, dish, in the water, in the water

CLEAN!*


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 32

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

*Sultandude returns with some multi-coloured unbreakable glass balls for the tree with a sack of smiley - gifts slung over his shoulder.*

"Hey Pan darling lovely chocolate hat you have!"smiley - tongueout

"Yo Kes, here's some glass balls for the tree and some prezzies to go under it."smiley - santa

"Hi Dragonfly, Marie Rae, Englander, and all! Glass of smiley - bubbly please"smiley - cool




Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 33

Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism )

Wanders into the bar after a long period of sickness and notices that the batteries from my holorutha are almost empty. Just in time to turn it of without somebody noticing anything and take my place behind the bar once again.


HI everybody, long time no see. anyone care for a drink?????


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 34

Kes

Drink? Don't mind if I do! Yes please Arutha. Scotch with little water, if you please ...


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 35

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::laughs as she imagines Arutha melting a snowball in Kes's Scotch::

::notices the presents::

::makes big eyes::


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 36

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"I'll have a Sparkling Pussy smiley - stiffdrink please. Then I'll put these smiley - gift's under the smiley - xmastree." smiley - cool


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 37

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::jumps up and down:: presents presents presents!!!


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 38

ringo (it's not all right)

*still waiting patiently for his drink*


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 39

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Presents Presents Presents!!!

::gives ringo his drink::


Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000

Post 40

ringo (it's not all right)

*empties smiley - stout in one go*
Aaahhh, that's better
St. D you saved my life, now i know it's christmas time smiley - smiley

*thinks of a present for St.D
looks for something in his jacket, pulls out an old drumstick with a red ring on it*

this is for you smiley - winkeye
more smiley - stout, please


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