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Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 5, 2000
"I suggested in another forum that we use 
icon for mistletoe in fancy dress, but it was not widely applauded, what do you guy's think?"
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Kes Posted Dec 5, 2000
I think I need a drink ... Now, thank you for your support, Mari-rae ... (I will wear it at all times) ... *Meets the obligation by giving her a kiss on the forehead and helping her back to her chair and knitting ...*
Thank you also Dragonfly I suppose you'll be wanting a sub-mstletoe k ........ MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ooooh! right!
I think I'd better move away from here before I overheat .... now about that drink ....
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 5, 2000
"Think it's about Sparkling Pussy time 
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Gwennie Posted Dec 5, 2000
*Staggers into the pub, dragging a large sack of pressies behind her and her three dogs running circles around her legs*
Hoy! Leave Sopho alone you three beasties! SIT DOWN!
*The dogs sit, panting and eyeing Sopho who is nonchalantly washing his face a few yards away to taunt them*
I've brought a few pressies here to place under the tree if there's room... 
Hello Sultandude person! 
My, what a nice tan you're sporting there...I trust you had an excellent holiday?
I think the substitute for mistletoe is a good idea but it might be confusing to anyone that isn't aware of the substitution...
*Casually regards Kes, still trapped between Mari-Rae and Dragonfly*
Well, it looks as though nothing much has changed in my absence!
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Kes Posted Dec 5, 2000
Welcome Gwennie! Well, this time I still have all my buttons. Yes, do put your pressies under the tree - plenty of room.
Sopho! Come here and leave the poor hounds in peace!
*Sopho ignores him, of course*
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 5, 2000
"Hi Gwennie! Prezzies
, great stuff, here I'll help you put them under the tree."
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Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Dec 5, 2000
*E escapes the fumes of the kitchen*
WHY have I been in the kitchen? Something must have gone wrong in my br... Oh!? Seems that tree is decorated. * Looks at the cymbal- throws a humbug*
PLOING*!'#
Lovely sound.
I´m going to boot my boot out the front for Nikolaus tomorrow! I wonder what he´ll put in it... You know about the german custom of putting out the boot for the Nikolaus to fill it, don´t you?
*Gets his clobbers*
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Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) Posted Dec 5, 2000
Well this so-called "Sinterklaas" hasn't dropped by my house yet, I must have been a bad last year.
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Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Dec 5, 2000
I thought the Dutch get ALL their presents tomorrow. I think that is a lot better, because you don´t need to wait till christmas.
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Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) Posted Dec 5, 2000
No i'm afraid not, we also got the traditional both setting and the present will be there on the evening of december the 5th, that is if you haven't been bad last year ofcourse.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2000
I don't wear boots... I wear sandals...
::hugs Kes, who is conviently under the mistletoe again::
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2000
OH!! And again, sultandude, I feel your disguised mistletoe idea is silly!!! 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 6, 2000
Hi, Gwennie! How're the pups? Sit down and we'll have a chat. Mind the mistletoe. I heard it was Pandora's birthday soon. We should plan a party for her.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 6, 2000
::hangs onto Kes::
Did someone say party!??
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Kes Posted Dec 6, 2000
Mmmmm ... looks as though I'm getting my Christmas present early!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 6, 2000
What are you talking about!??
::thinks about how fun it would be to toss Kes's halo onto the top of the tree just before pushing him on to the purple couch and-::
::remembers that Kes has a way of reading her mind::
::turns a deep burgundy::
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Kes Posted Dec 6, 2000
*Kes's eyebrows flicker a few times, his face reddens a little. He turns to Dragonfly and whispers : *
You have a delicious sense of fun, my dear
*He then tries to look completely innocent as Dragonfly turns even deeper red*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 6, 2000
::wishes she could wrap herself up as a present and hide under the tree::
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 6, 2000
"Pandora's birthday is on the 9th girls, where shall we have the party, in the 
or in one of the bars, cafes, pubs or disco's, or nightclub or shall we rent a special place at Foxy Manor?"
sillyhoping the chaperone will wrap herself upunder the 
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Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Dec 6, 2000
*flutter of wings 
*
Hi f...
Wow!!! Is this tree GREAT!
*Kasia starts going around, then sees the misteltoe...* Another nice idea.*
As today (IMRL:6th of December)is Santa's Day...
*Kasia pulls out many small and places them under the tree*
Hey, why doesn't we make Pan's b-day party in here? Or maybe at Dragonfly's Bacchus Bar? Dragonfly, what do you think?
Does any of you have good ideas, how to recover from a bad cold in 1 day?! I'm waiting for good one's as I'm 
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- 61: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 5, 2000)
- 62: Kes (Dec 5, 2000)
- 63: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 5, 2000)
- 64: Gwennie (Dec 5, 2000)
- 65: Kes (Dec 5, 2000)
- 66: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 5, 2000)
- 67: Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 (Dec 5, 2000)
- 68: Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) (Dec 5, 2000)
- 69: Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 (Dec 5, 2000)
- 70: Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) (Dec 5, 2000)
- 71: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2000)
- 72: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2000)
- 73: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 6, 2000)
- 74: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 6, 2000)
- 75: Kes (Dec 6, 2000)
- 76: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 6, 2000)
- 77: Kes (Dec 6, 2000)
- 78: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 6, 2000)
- 79: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 6, 2000)
- 80: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Dec 6, 2000)
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