A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Pheroneous Posted Dec 7, 2000
****KIDNAP****
PAY ATENSHUN. WE HAVE PHILIPPA.
GIRL. SHE SAFE. BUT WE WILL
ETRENIM///KILL HER INLESS WE
GET ALL YOUR CRISMAS TREES
BY TOOMORRW NOON OR ELSE.
P.S. NONE OF THAT FUNNY
WHICH WOMAN STUFF NEIVER!!
OR ELSE! SHE GETS IT!
p.s. LEAVVE TREES OUTSIDE
BOFF INN WIVOUT TINSLE.
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Dec 7, 2000
*E jumps behind his armchair*
W H A T - I S - T H I S - ? ? ?
*Shivering chair to be seen*
\:f(Pst, who is philippa?)
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ringo (it's not all right) Posted Dec 7, 2000
Philippa? No idea...
why not having a 
'til we find out 
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Dec 7, 2000
Oh, my goodness!!! Methinks it could be Mari-Rae's niece - this nice girl, who serves at the Tea Shoppe!
Must tell Mari-Rae at once!
BTW: hi guys 
I'm still 
, maybe a hot punch will help?
Be right back
*Kasia leave*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 7, 2000
OHMYGOD!!! I can't believe this!!!
::Stares in disbelief at the ransom note::
WHAT HORRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!!!
I'll edit it while you undecorate the tree, Kes... It's for the best...
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Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Dec 7, 2000
Is it safe to come out of hiding???
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 8, 2000
Of course it is!!! Now, shall we help Kes finish undecorating the tree!??
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 8, 2000
Phillipa?!!! My useful neice kidnapped by those BOFs?!!!!
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 8, 2000
::shrugs:: Ok...
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Kes Posted Dec 8, 2000
*Having already taken action on mari-rae's request, Kes returns, carrying P into the pub.*
Clear a space for her - she needs to recover ... and I need a stiff drink, please. Phew!
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 8, 2000
[Phillipa]
Thank you Archangel Kes, for rescuing me. Auntie, they burned up your Christmas tree. 
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Kes Posted Dec 8, 2000
You're welcome. I'm sure we can find another tree from somewhere ... can't we?
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Pandora Posted Dec 8, 2000
*enters without reading all the backlog*
Hey, somebody hold the door please!!!!! *drags in a HUGE tree*
I got this one from a Natl' Park...I only had to drag it a short way, as it was mostly down hill...but it was so strange...once again I heard the cops yelling, "Stop Theif...that's a rare thing you've just killed!" Can you imagine? How awful...somebody's been killing something RARE?!? *shrugs* I've got to go wash my feet...I know I SHOULD wear boots...but I just love being barefoot!
That tree nearly touches the ceiling....hope everyone likes it! 
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 8, 2000
*Sultandude standing by the fire with his right fist in the flame warming it up for a hot punch for Kasia spots Pan and the new tree.*
"Great tree Pan, let's get decorating again, BTW dainty toes you have there."
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 8, 2000
[Phillipa] *totters off unsteadily for home and bed.*
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Dec 8, 2000
*Kasia rushes in*
Damn server! I wasn't able to come back yesterday. But I can see, you started a succesful action - happy to see, Philippa is okay 
.
Oh, and we have another x-mas tree, that's great! Thank you, Pan 
*Kasia takes the hot punch from sultandude*
Mhmm, yummy! Thank's a lot, dear. I hope, it will help to get me warm - I'm tired of this cold, you know...
Methinks, it's time to call the 3 Halloween witches: please do a special spell to protect the x-mas tree, okay?
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Pheroneous Posted Dec 8, 2000
I have been sent along here by several of the management committees at the BOF Inn, to offer an apology on their behalf for the behaviour of one 'Pheroneous' whose purported task is to oversee the Snug Bar. Regrettably, as you will learn, there are stages in one's life when one is not entirely in control of things, and this particular Pheroneous is going through such a phase at present. We have tried understanding, we have tried ignoring him, we have tried very severe punishment. All to no avail. This is no excuse for such crass behaviour, but an explanation. I can only assure you that we shall restrict his kidnapping activities in the future. Please accept, if you would be so gracious, our most humble apologies for any inconvenience caused. May I also express, on behalf of all at the BOF Inn, our admiration for your swift, effective and casualty-free rescue.
**Exits glowering, muttering stuff about revenge and 'we'll show'em'**
Crossed Purposes:Dec.2000
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Dec 8, 2000
Huh! What was that?!
Okay, the apology-speech was nice, but I'm not sure, if we could trust him - I heard, what you've murmured, Ha!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 8, 2000
*Looks after Pheroneous thoughtfully, tapping her hex book.*
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mad bitch Posted Dec 8, 2000
hi zer guys im new on h2g2 would you mind explaining this page to me luv from mad bitch
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- 101: Pheroneous (Dec 7, 2000)
- 102: Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 (Dec 7, 2000)
- 103: ringo (it's not all right) (Dec 7, 2000)
- 104: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Dec 7, 2000)
- 105: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 7, 2000)
- 106: Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 (Dec 7, 2000)
- 107: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 8, 2000)
- 108: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 8, 2000)
- 109: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 8, 2000)
- 110: Kes (Dec 8, 2000)
- 111: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 8, 2000)
- 112: Kes (Dec 8, 2000)
- 113: Pandora (Dec 8, 2000)
- 114: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 8, 2000)
- 115: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 8, 2000)
- 116: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Dec 8, 2000)
- 117: Pheroneous (Dec 8, 2000)
- 118: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Dec 8, 2000)
- 119: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 8, 2000)
- 120: mad bitch (Dec 8, 2000)
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