h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Hmm, that sounds like a job for me...!" ~Pan *puts a pinch of magic dust on the bar & *POOF* a Pan Garlgle Blaster, in an extra large glass appears* "That was a blast! HA!"

It's so nice of everyone to wish me a happy birthday! It's been great so far, It actually starts on the 9th ET-USA 5:31 am...that was obviousely the earliest I've EVER awakened.

And I'll have each & every drink everyone offers, so thank you all!

Er, St Dragonfly, would you like to have your picture made with the Christmas tree? That way when the love is gone, you'll always have your picture to gaze upon! *boy is THIS gal easy to cast a spell upon...wonder how she is at house work?!? evil smile* Oh St Dragonfly? Here's 20 thousands pieces of tinsle. Will you be kind enough to place each on onto the Tree very carefully? I think that YOU are the ONLY person to entrust this task to! I'll just take a wee name on the sofa until my Birthday arrives! ~xox~Pan *needs all the beauty sleep possible*

Er, see I'mm soooo sleepy...I mean...nap...I'; going to NAP now!
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

How come my wives are so unfaithful...oh well
:throws a lightning bolt in to the air and it turns in to a hart shape:

*Sultandude tiptoes over to the purple couch and places Pan's card which plays comic Happy Birthday to you deal when opened, , bouquet of 's, and bottle of vintage Moet beside Pan then makes his way to the bar*

"Wow the tree looks cool, I'll have a and oysters please."

*Sits down on the floor and chugs down his Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, SpideyBat doesn't seem effected by it*

Mmm, pretty good

*Is very happy to see mad bitch, Java, Spideybat, and Zeus have joined the party for Pandora. Is amazed at Spideybat's endurance with the PGGB! She drags a very tall over to Pan, and places it next to the couch where Pandora is getting her beauty sleep.(she needs to sleep a lot!)

Inside the very tall is a blow up doll of George Clooney.*

Hehehe!

Good Morning, and a wonderful morning indeed. I just poped in to have the offchance croissant, and after a little housework and the odd chat on the computer, I will be off to the RL meeting of h2g2ers in Southgermany. Watch this spot for the newsreport on what went wrong, other things that went wrong, and how wrong it was to expect disaster.

*E grabs his breakfast, gollups it down, See´s Pan, notices he´s far to loud,tries to slow down his anticipation and sneaks off to the RL Kitchen*

*Kes enters, with a parcel*

Here you are Pan ... A friend of your told a secret recently, so I know you'll like this ... tapes of all Cary Grant's movies!

Happy Birthday! My very best wishes to you ...

*Kisses her on the forehead*

Thanks for being a friend, Pan.

*Stretches...yawns...blinks...!!!* "Hey...looks like the Birthday fairy has landed!" *rubs her hands together-oh boy, oh boy* "See's the tall box from mari-rae." *Looks around...listens to make sure it's not ticking...RIP...* "Hey everybody!!! Looky!!! Mari-rae got me George Clooney!!! Hot Damn!!! Thank you deary!
Maybe I'll let you...naw...
"And what have we here? Kes?!? Carey Grant movies!!!! You know Kes, as I watch these I'll be thinking of YOU!!!"
Spies Sultandudes gift..."Hmmm...I think I'd best save THIS one for later Thank you Sultandude, very thoughtful...I LOVE the card!...Happy birthday to me..."
*runs to the ladies & changes into a black leather skirt, black leg
warmers, & a grey angora sweater...still bare foot*
I think I would like to start the day sitting with George, a pitcher of martinis, a bowl of olives & my Carey Grant movies!!!

*slips the first tape into the VCR...settles back*

"I'll just be over here watching movies if anyone wants me."
*turns on Notorious*

*Sultandude in hand saunters over to where Pandora is settled in watching Notorious*

"Happy Birthday Pan! Mind if I join you for the movie?"

erm...I forgot a present so erm...do you want to be made in to a goddess? that or I could get that son Hercules of mine to drop by people always like him

Hi Pan! Happy birthday! I've left a wee for you on Pierce's .

*Pokes Pandora.*

Why don't you say 'yes thank you' to Zeus's offer, Pan? I like the god's style!

*if that witch dosen't stop jabbing me with that cane...*
"Sultandude, keep the sofa warm will you sweetie?"
*slides in next to Zeus* "Hello. I've been wanting to meet you ALL my life! It was a fine offer, to be made into a Goddess, but you see, Pandora is the first mortal woman...so the goddess thingy wouldn't really wash...but nice thought! Now about your son... Ask him to meet me at my cottage after noon tomorrow...& bring something for a hangover! I promise he'll have a great time!"
"Thank you all for being so kind....I really don't make much of birthdays, not my own anyway. But it is nice to get younger each year...that was the rule...when I hit 40 I started to subtract, never was good in math anyway." *sticks the roses in a lovely vase & places then by the table where we are now watching Baby, with K. Hepbourne & C. Grant...snuggles against Sultandude*

Ile go talk to him I am shore he will be delighted...although I don’t suggest you try his hangover cure it is just more booze...works though

"I know a good hangover cure Pan."

"Oooo...that's what I was hoping for...then when I'm in my cups, he can take advantage of poor 'lil ol' me."

I've had tee many martoonies once again, and THIS time, before someone sticks my head under cold water...I'm going home.

"Yo' Zeus, tell Hercu-toy-boy...I'll leave the door open & the doberman in the back yard."

I've had a loverly birthday, so in closing I would just like to say:
"Muchas Gracias, Takk Fyirr, Domo Arigato, Merci Beaucoup, Dunke Schon & Kusinam Sapian."

*stops at the door & blows kisses to everyone*

"Bye Pan have a good sleep or whatever, come back soon, see you in the ."

*the smell of Pandora's peach oil lingers...*

*Wanders in and wonders who's been stewing peaches in the pub*

Has anyone seen Spike? He's absconded without his collar.

*Holds up an empty collar*

Oh well! I'd better see if I can track him down by following the trail of annoyed pedestrians in the village...

Toodlepip!

*Shuts pub door and her voice can be heard calling for Spike*