h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Too late for that....

A truce, then ... I think ...
*Continues to stare suspiciously at the tree ...*

"Ha, ha ha, ha ha! Very puny! Morning all, think I'll just get stuck straight into the old , Pan looks a bit worse for wear, morning lovely , BTW you are all invited over to my space to view the new -h2g2 a go-go bar- before it's Grand Opening."

*dreams she was awakened by the kiss of a prince* "Er, I, did anybody see a tall husky fellow wearing a red hat? He was behind me, then the next thing I know...he's in front of me singing, "Pandy got run over by a reindeer..." My Hell...I'd best go to the ladies & take a shower! *returns in one hour fresh as a hung over 44 year old gal can be* "Now...I think I'll start off light today...may I please have a glass of vermouth and a bowl of olives for breakfast?!? Very dry vermouth please...oh and that morphine IV please!"

*Bursts into the pub with her dogs in tow*

Jess, stop licking Pan's face, you don't know where she's been!

*Disdainfully regards Pandora*

Methinks the lady over did her celebrations somewhat.

*Reaches for a jug of water on the bar and pours it over Pan who starts to splutter and come round*

It's for your own good dear. It doesn't do one's reputation any good to be lying prone in your local y'know.

Come on dearest, lets go and have a peek at Mr. Sultandude's little page...

*Helps the now wet and groaning Pandora to her feet*

*sits to couch and enjoys twirling and singing drink*
*sings along*

Pan! You old bat! You simulposted me and scuppered me posting!

*Pours another jug of water over Pandora's head just for the hell of it and legs it before revenge can be taken*

"G-g-good thing my-y mas-s-scara-a is-s w-w-w-water p-proof!
Br-r-r-r." *sloshes over to the fire place to try and dyr off* "Hello Lord, hope your day is off to a better start than m-m-m-ine! Brrr!"
*one of these days...I'm gonna' get that Gwennie...one of these days...when she least expects it...revenge IS best served cold!*

*Brushes drops of water off his clothes, and smiles*

..and a good morning to the ex-birthday girl! Do your eyes look as bad from your side as they look from over here? Can I get you another drink - there seems to be some water in that one!

*Sultandude whips off his towel and wraps it around Pandora keeping his back to the crowd offering a standing moon to the bar and an interesting view to Pan*

"Lovely lady we can't have you catching a cold, what would you say to a Sparkling Pussy?"

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH water in my drink!!! That's alcohol abuse! And yes Kes, my eyes look even worse from THIS side!
*pouts* May I have something to knock the chill off? Something strong please...I'm freezing! *notices her toes are a bit blue*

"Mmmmm...........Simulposted again>"

*Rushes away, returns with a bottle of Jagermeister for Pan and a pair of swimming trunks for Sultandude.*

Here you are - get yourselves (respectively) outside and inside these!

What's in a sparkeling Pussy? I don't drink gin...so, what's in it?
And thank you soooo much for the towel and what a nice view...but you'd best behave or I'll have to turn you over my knee!
Now trot along & get some knickers on, mari-rae might come in & faint!

Geez...this is quite a pile up! HA!

*Decides not to ask, but to attribute the comment to the sudden rush of postings ....*

"A Sparkling Pussy is a large Pusser's (dark strong) Navy Rum topped up with Champagne. A very strong but lovely tasting drink that we invented one New Years eve about 10 years ago in the deserts of Oman. The next morning we were going to change it's name to A 6" Spike Through The Brain, but decided Sparkling Pussy had a better ring to it."

Oooo rum makes me do wild and crazy things...I'd better only have four or five, my sleeping pill is kicking in, so I'd best drink fast!
Thanks Kes, that was...different. *yuck* I think I'll just try Sultandudes drink next!

*Steps backwards and catches the Jagermeister bottle as Pan returns it. Smiles, waves and takes a swig*

*Hands Pan a Sparkling Pussy*

"Night Pan babe, have wonderful dreams!"