h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bravo! Let the adventure begin! If Euan can remember the location from where he'd been held, a counter-strike could be done...

*collects the lease with Jade's signature and exits to put it in the CP safe*

It would be nice to get some action. Anyone got a spare cellphone?

*Tosses him one*

Here you go.

Are you talking about where Euan was held in the Safe House?

Aaah excellent, thankyou.

* checks phone battery, then tucks it into a pocket *

So where do we go then?

Insane.

*A man walks into the pub, purchases a bottle of Vodka from the bar, sits at a table near Jade, Myst, and Craxus, and takes a swig of the Vodka.*

I would very much like it, if you would tell me where Euan is.

*Takes another swig of the Vodka*

*Craxus unsheaths a nice big 13mm handgun and slaps it down on the table for intimidation.*

*Stands up, walks over to Craxus, picks up the guns, puts them inside a pouch inside his trench coat, takes another swig of Vodka*

Thanks. Now, where is Euan? This has been a long and annoying search, tell me where he is!

*Takes another swig of Vodka.*

*Craxus looks up and gives HDS a nice evil glare.*

You shouldn't have done that.

*Craxus is immediatly off his feet from sitting down and in the chair and body slams HDS against the opposing wall. Craxus then picks up HDS and holds him up by his neck reachs in his trench coat and pulls out his own guns.*

Told you, you shouldn't have done that.

*Craxus shoves HDS to the far side of the corner walks over and sits back down by Jade's side and continues his drink.*

You borke continuity, I will too. This makes it even

*HDS gets up, dusts himself off as though this happens all the time, walks back to the table.*

That was fun

*HDS picks up Craxus by the neck, choking him in the process, and throws him through the wall onto the street outside. Then turns to Jade and Myst.*

Well? Where is he?

*Craxus gets up and snaps his neck in two places.*

Ahhhh....

*Craxus walks in and picks up and empty beer bottle and throws it over towards HDS.*

*HDS knocks it asside with his fore arm*

Where is he?

Ahh screw it!

*Craxus sheaths his 13mm handguns, and swings back his red trench coat. Too his left side is a tommy gun, and too his right side is a sawed off double barrel shotgun.*

Prepare to face the valley of death.

*raises an eyebrow and smiles ironically*

Too late.

[Yar bursts in, and telekinetically tries to steal Craxus's guns and throw them across the room. His aim might be a bit off, though.]

[Watching this from behind a shadow, Death rolls her eyes.]

* MaW sneezes, and a wall of flame bursts up between the two combatants *

Calm down please boys.

* he glares at both of them *

*peeks into the room* Fire extinguishers are on the north wall.

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Ahh yes hello Hypatia, if I or the others do any damage to your pub or whomever owns this, we shall pay you in full. So I say again if anything is done to the pub we will pay ya back.