h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks through the window in to the alley*

I do hope that isn't someone strangling a !

* MaW emerges from the billiards-room once again, this time much more calmly and upright than before. He pauses at the bar, buys a large and downs it before leaving through the front again muttering about finding somewhere to buy new clothes *

Someone outta' tell that fella' there's a rack of men's stuff in the Gents.
...*takes the bricks from Gwennie...hands them to Linus...*
Perhaps you know what to do with these. Gwennie said they'd put you out of your misery. Hope they help.
...waitin' for the train to...one toke over the line. =====~~ ~

*Enters wearing black bustier with red ribbon trim, suspenders and fishnet stockings and struggling to master the three-inch stiletto heels*

I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania...Uh-huh!
Sorry if I startled you! I've just walked over from another posting.
Perhaps I had better change out of my Rocky Horror garb?

Hmmm...now, do I use the Ladies or the Gents?

Definitely the Ladies

I'd look a little odd stepping out of the Ladies in my kakhi shorts and safari hat when I've changed...!

Doesn't matter which one you use, WR. We can watch through the peekhole eityher way.

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Not if I plug up the peephole with something of suitable size and shape!

We have plenty of back-up ones.

The corkscrew on my Swiss Army knife comes in really handy

I have always wondered why we don't have the unisex place here...

Hati! "We"'re...*looks at WR...*seemingly confue-a-lated enough w/o having co-ed loos. I, for one wouldn't want to shower with a man in, er, no, wait! :::blinks:::wha' was the question?
I seem to need more booze....*everyone turns and yells, "Bhooooo!" at Pan...*There's no place like home.

Umm, I don't think I can agree with you, Pan... Not that I understood what you meant anyway.

Phew! What a relief. I thought I was the only one that didn't understand Pan half the time.

Hey, Pandora.....what exactly do you call that language you speak? Panglish? Here, dearie, this will take the edge off. ==============~~~~ Cause with all those s and s sometimes it's hard to tell.

*Diplomatically clears her throat*

May I be of assistance? Methinks young Pan was concerned that if we had co-ed/unisex "facilities", that she might have to shower with a member of the opposite sex...

*Shrugs her shoulders and grins broadly*

Besides, we all know how Pan prefers to shower with ladies, which I'm sure Floh would be happy to corroborate.

*Ducks a flying object thrown by Pan*

It looks as though Pan needs another ========~~~~ please Hypatia!

Fortunately, I have a large supply of cigarette papers in my bag. But I do on occassion have to travel to the wilds of McDonald County to procure the...er...herbs...needed for theraputic purposes only, of course. ===========~~~

*rolls one for Pan, one for Gwennie, one for Hati, oe for Caer, and one for WR...hopes she didn't leave anyone out....rolls a few extras just in case...figures she can always use them herself if no one comes up to claim them*

Here folks. These will help the queasy tummies from too much booze. Strictly theraputic, you know.

Thanks! This'll make hurting Gwennie alot more fun!
...*retrieves tack hammer from behind the bar...tucks it into the back of her belt...*OHGWENNIEI GOT
SUMTHIN'FERYA'!
Speaking of my, er, unique language. I tried to write me own dick-shun-airy right here on hootoo but PTB took it away.
I have no idea why.
G-a-WE-e-e-e-e-e-eNIE?!

Thanks Hypatia!

*Eats her ==========~~~~ as she doesn't smoke, except through her ears when she's upset *

Very tasty!

*Spies an incoming Pandora sporting a hammer*



Now then Pan, don't do anything rash or that you might regret...

*accepts ====~~~*

Thanks!

I think I have a bit different preferences than Pan then. I don't mind some male company under the shower, not at all. And I think... Ummm...
I think too much.
Perhaps I should take a shower after that ====~~~. Anybody with me?

Have you got the loofah?

Caer, we may need to drill some more peekholes.

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