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Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Mar 15, 2003
No, I want it to soap my back.
That is unless you'd be so kind to do the honours...
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 15, 2003
...*runs past the lot of them with tack hammer overhead near to Gwennie's heels...* Stand still! You'll thank me for this later! I'm gonna' knock some sense into ya'!
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Hey you people. If all you're doning is eachothers backs, 
well, can you understand how that wouldn't interest me? 
I tend to go straight for the fronts. 
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Stand still woman!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm on the wrong side of fourty for this! 
I mean, THIRTY! 
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...*tosses green dye into all the ale barrels,vodka bottles,etc. on her way... over the kitchen and thru the woods...to Gwennie's scalp she goes....she's a Cherokee woman with so little clothes and the splinters are pricking her toes...*
Sumthin' 'bout St. Patty's Day always puts O' bit o' the blarney in me, I 'spose. 
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Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 16, 2003
Hey Caer, if ya' drill by height we can make a sort of
'perv totem'...stacked one atop the other. I'm 5'6".
Don't forget to leave room for the video equipment! 
Come on Gwennie, I've hit ya' with bigger things than a tac hammer! I thought you wanted to be "more tactful"!...*is pelted with empty ale mugs...*That's begining to wear on me.
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ahhhhh
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Gwennie Posted Mar 16, 2003
*Tactfully beats a hasty retreat behind the bar and arms herself with a very large soda siphon, which she aims Pan*
Stand back Pan! I'm not frightened to use this...
*Squirts Pan anyway, who slips on the water and slides into the bar, collecting a bar stool, WR and his loofah on her way*
That's another fine mess I've gotten you into Pan! 
*Untangles Pan from the bar stool and WR and drags her, dazed and confused into the Ladies' where Gwennie unceremoniously shoves Pan under a cold shower*
Time for 
methinks!
*Wanders off in search of refreshment, leaving a spluttering Pan to come to her senses under the shower*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hati Posted Mar 16, 2003
Why, it was me who wanted to take the shower? Oh well, I take 
then, that happens if to sleep late.
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hypatia Posted Mar 16, 2003
Wanders in wearing a very attractive hiking costume complete with a large backpack that looks suspiciously like her tapestry bag.
I'm off to search for exotic herbs. Wish me luck. The....er...herb patch... I'm planning to raid is guarded by several survivalists with AK47's. I'll have to sneak in while they're all off 'n their sisters. I have some special to give them just in case. Actually I got it out of Hati's smoking cauldron. They'll all think they've turned into werewolves and go scampering off into the woods. Mush better than last time when I had to shoot three of them.
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Mar 16, 2003
*Makes use of the distraction caused by Gwennie's chaos and Hypatia's arrival to pop into the Gents, shower, remove Rocky Horror makeup and change into colourful African shirt, shorts and sandals*
That's a little better! 
The underwear was giving me a wedgie, the fishnet stockings felt like support hose. The stilettoes were murder!
There are a few (!) patches of that herbal remedy out where I come from and the guys with the '47's sell it instead of smoking it...
They'll even sell you the AK's at the right price - the market price is falling a little at the moment after most of the internicene squabbles in our region were settled
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Gwennie Posted Mar 16, 2003
You may have disposed of the wedgie-inducing undies WR but you're still walking a bit..."funny".
Good luck Hypatia! I'll be right here if you should require a to tend any injuries...
*Pours Hati another *
I'm sure Pan will be vacating the shower soon Hati...
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hypatia Posted Mar 16, 2003
Thanks Gwennie. I'll probably have an assortment of cuts and scrapes. It's too early for chiggers, thank goodness. How are you at removing buckshot? 
waves cheerily to all as she makes her way to the door
go ask Alice....be afraid...
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 17, 2003
butt shot?
sounds painful, but i'd be happy to help out if required...
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Gwennie Posted Mar 17, 2003
Linus always has those funny, multi-coloured front teeth Hati...It's his gum guard from playing rugger!
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Gwennie Posted Mar 17, 2003
Yeah, they do, don't they? 
Perhaps we should put a paper bag over his head?
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Gwennie Posted Mar 17, 2003
*Can't wait for Linus to log back on to hootoo*
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- 164: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 15, 2003)
- 165: Coniraya (Mar 15, 2003)
- 166: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 16, 2003)
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- 168: Hati (Mar 16, 2003)
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- 171: Gwennie (Mar 16, 2003)
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- 173: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 17, 2003)
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