h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*slams against the door to the alley...flys out the door...past the trash cans...luckily the brick wall is there to stop her from tumbling down the lane...*Who made this months alley door open OUT?!Most of us were just getting use to it opening in....*gets up dusts herself off and stamps toward the door to give Gwennie what she's got acomin'...*...*takes out note pad...makes note to self: alley door opens out...is now confused as she IS out but wants back in...sits thinking whilst her head throbs and the calf of her leg resumes trickeling blood from where Gweenie stuck her two front teeth in whot she got for Christmas...*Where the are my herbal remedies?!Oh, right here in the pouch where they always are...*sits thinking and smoking and thinking some more...* ====~ ~~
IKNOWA TICKEDTARTWHO'S
W*RKIN'UPATHIRST!

*Gingerly slips a pint of chilled ginger beer round the door for Pan and sneaks back inside to less grumpy company*

Now where's that nice young soldier who's scared of me an' my garlic breath?

...*as the door opens Pan tries to get to it before it closes...*

Well Missy, the joke's on you. I happen to like ginger beer....*in an attempt at International Peace
Pandora slides a pouch of nose clips under the door for the Nice Young Men...after all...it's not their faut Gwennie's put to rest the myth regarding s and garlic...* ==~~ ~

*wonders if he should tell the soldiers they would be safer in a warzone*

*turns on the huge electric peace sign instead*

Things are really getting out of hand in the billiards room. Where the is Thog? I say let the Terranic Armed Guard or whatever the these fine looking young men are go in there and clean out the whole bunch. There are some seriously derranged folks in there. A roll playing game inside a roll playing game inside a roll playing game is too weird for me,



I know! We'll send in Pandora! She'll straighten them out.

or kink them so much that they will have other things to worry about

...*now knocking on the outside of the door from the alley into the Pub...* I heard my na-a-a-ame! I smell solders! Leme in! Let me in! Or I'll huff & I'll puff and I fall flat on my a**.

*pushes door open, squashing Pan flat against the wall*

Funny, i could have sworn i heard Pans voice out here

*closes door again*

Q-\<

thewho flattened me.
If I want abuse like this, I'll go into the Pub.
I forgot....*knocks on door to the Pub from the alley...with the leg of the chair what she was gonna' clobber Gwennie with...
stands back...*Leme in!

I cannot tell a lie Pan...It was HIM!

*Points an accusing finger at Linus who in hand is engrossed in and failing to impress one of the female soldiers*

There's no need to be alarmed. Everything is under control.

*The sound of a /big/ gun is heard*

We're insured, honest

What on is going on in there?

I am NOT volunteering to find out!

I'm trying hard not to think about what might be going on in there Caerwynn...

*Screws her eyes shut and tries to think of several things at once in an effort to stop thinking about the billiard room*

I give up!

*Reaches for a large and instead focuses her attention on the posterior of the nice young soldier in front of her*

Works almost as good as retail therapy!

probably a good thing you are wearing those shades, gwennie

*Officer #1 stares at the door to the Billards room.*

[Officer #1] Wait wasn't that-? Did anyone just see-?

[Soldier] Uh- No sah! That was not Euan, whom we are hunting, sah! Shall we continue drinking and merrymaking, sah?

[Officer #1] Hmmm... yes, I suppose whe should.

The shades Pierce? Yes...They hide a multitude of sins, don't y'know?...

*Pulls her "shades" to the tip of her nose, peers at Pierce over their rims to expose a pair of crazed and blood shot eyes*

I've been burning the candle at both ends recently...

*Pours herself another before returning her glasses to the bridge of her nose and offering to pour drinks to the nice officer and his soldier*

Please feel free to continue drinking and merrymaking chaps!

Excuse me, young man, but the bar will still be here when you're finished with your mission.

*loud explosions can be heard and the sound of laser fire*

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*takes over*

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