A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 13, 2002
*gives the cute lil' two toed thingie some leaves and buds...*...So,
does the big one eat the same stuff? Does the big fella' have just two toes? *goes off into her own little World* 
Oh Gwennie? Was THIS what you were after? *pulls out a condom...*
No...that wern't it...pulls out a doberman...no, that wern't it...ah-ha!...*pulls out a tube of glue*
It says here...*ZOOM>>>>Gwennie grabs said tube & rushes into the loo*...
I was just going to tell her it's not to be used in the area of the mouth...oh well...hers isn't like any other I've seen, hey? 
*wonders if there's enough glue to hold ALL
those dentures...* 
This is yummy!!! *pours more brandy from her flask into the tea* Mmmmm this here tea, makes my mouth just happy to be on my face!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 14, 2002
::Thog blearily raises a hand from someplace near the fire, on the floor::
An... An.... An thish 
makesh me ha... ha... happy to be on my fashe, too!!!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 14, 2002
*takes out digital camers & snaps several piccys of Thog...* These'll fetch a fair value on the Internet!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 14, 2002
WHA!!!!?!?!?!?? Oh... whew. Hey, Pandora, sorry, but those won't fetch much on the market -- you'll be up against some pretty ummm.... shall we just say 'stiff' competition if you try to sell them. heh heh hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 14, 2002
:: sleeps under the table in the far end of the bar - worn out and tired ::
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 14, 2002
...ya' just have to know your 'market' Deary!!!! Keep anale warm for me...I'll be back from the nursing home in no time 'flat'!
*...brushes up against a tall, dark stranger on her way out the door...she liked the way he tipped his hat at her...he liked the way she...smiled...*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Ottox Posted Jan 14, 2002
*walks in with a big cake. The landlady might not be around, but her birthday should still be celebrated! 
*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 14, 2002
::sits up and blinks blearily::
What, exactly, is an 'anale', and why should I wish to keep it warm???
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO... erm... WHOEVER'S BIRTHDAY IT IS!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 15, 2002
*returns from the nursing-home...*
Thog, here's your half...hands Thog a partial-plate & a bowl of jello...I declined my share for your pictures. 
I was hoping the "anale" would be beneath anyone to pick on me about...but at least there's cake! And that tall, cool drink of water over there...
has anyone learned who that tall, dark stranger is yet?
Happy Birthday Kasia
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 15, 2002
*returns after having popped out for a while, leaving Ripley to stare fascinatedly at Lego models*
Happy Birthday Kasia!
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 15, 2002
Happy Birthday Kasia.
(And me in 3 days!)
<BB<
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Gwennie Posted Jan 15, 2002
I'm surrounded by January babies (T'was my hubby's birthday on 10th January).
Happy birthday wishes to Kasia and also to Bluebottle for three day's time. 
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jan 15, 2002
"Happy Birthday Kasia!"
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 15, 2002
Happy Birthday Kasia!! Happy Birthday Bluebottle!!
*Gives a 
to Titania's chum.*
Pandora, he is your tall dark stranger in a hat, I wouldn't dare guess who he is. *notices cape* Zorro??
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Kes Posted Jan 15, 2002
...just as long as he's not from the Tax Office, I guess he can stay lurking in the corner ...
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 15, 2002
::Thog readies his BFG just in case he /is/ from the tax office::
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 15, 2002
*leans on one elbow...checking out the tall stranger...* Yep, I had him pegged for the Tax Department too...then he tipped his hat to me...never had a fellow from the Tax Office do that...except for that time I met the I.R.S. fella' at the bar... *looks around*
I just said that out loud, didn't I?
*chugs a 
*
Oooo...that guy's looking better all the time! 
*hic-cup*
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jan 15, 2002
*Sultandude heads for the door 'cause IRL the bar is open in 3 mins.*
"Bye folks, see you tomorrow! Yo Pan," *blows a kiss
* 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 15, 2002
WHeeee.... hi.... bye...
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Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
- 221: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 13, 2002)
- 222: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 14, 2002)
- 223: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 14, 2002)
- 224: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 14, 2002)
- 225: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 14, 2002)
- 226: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 14, 2002)
- 227: Ottox (Jan 14, 2002)
- 228: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 14, 2002)
- 229: Kes (Jan 15, 2002)
- 230: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 15, 2002)
- 231: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 15, 2002)
- 232: Bluebottle (Jan 15, 2002)
- 233: Gwennie (Jan 15, 2002)
- 234: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jan 15, 2002)
- 235: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 15, 2002)
- 236: Kes (Jan 15, 2002)
- 237: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 15, 2002)
- 238: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 15, 2002)
- 239: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jan 15, 2002)
- 240: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 15, 2002)
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