h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Watches ...... drinks ...*
Hay, Sammi! I think that dawg of yours wants to go out again .... hehehe

Sammi has a with her? Where?

*Shrugs and wanders off to the ladies' loos in search of toilet cleaner or bleach to sterilise her teeth, which have a peculiar "after taste", just in case Thog hadn't washed properly*

*Sultandude, still lurking in the alley*

I think Kes meant the story I told 'bout my dog back in posting 154. I ain't too sure what he meant with that "hay", though. I could sing him a son... I mean recite a poem about a rusty ol' halo.

Sultandude!!! You come on in here out of that alley! You ain't foolin' nobody sayin' you are lurkin' around out there. Get yourself on in here with these folks and be sociable. You can help ol' Onglander there to build his castle. I never.

Wonder how Miss Dragonfly is likin' England?

Gwennie, you got your teeth back in your head yet, sugar? What'll you have to drink? I'm havin' a ; gotta drive.

An for me, please ...

An' one for me

<BB<

i'll have the same 'tender!

that's two - right?

It´s not "two -left!", is it???

*awakens with Thog's loincloth in her face*omyhell...*tries to remember what she was doing yesterday...doesn't care...tosses Thog's 'cloth' back at him as she gets up with a long stretch from the couch...pulls a lego out of her hair that looks alot like the one Gwennie had in her mouth...*Oooo...yuck!s to the shower...
Gwennie?!?! Why are you putting your face into the toilet?
Something one of your dogs trained you to do, no doubt.
Never mind...TMI (too much information)...just do one thing for me, don't flush until I'm outta' the shower...I just hate when that happens.*sigh*
*after taking a long shower & drying her hair with Kaisa's high speed dryer...a sweep of mascara & a dab of perfume...fresh dress...*Ahh, feel like a new wo-......Gwennie? What are you STILL doining on your knees with your face in the...
ewww...never mind...
*back at the bar E's busy building something that looks like a drug-store...Thog's trying to figure which way to turn his Tarzan garb...Kes & Sammi are sipping their drinks of choice...wonders where mari-rae is...figures she'll find out later...smells something seemingly coming from the alley...grabs someone's coat from the rack & exits only to find SultanDude lurking in the alley...*
Hello SultanDude! Nice to see you....have you gone on that date with Sammi yet? I know you want her...And I was right there when she said she likes you too! *takes what The Dude offers...*
Cough-gag-hack*Yeah...smooth......Welp, might be a rather large chap looking for his bomber jacket in the Pub...best go back in...catch up with you later...*opens the door & walks right into the wall next to the door-jam...*SMACK*......*is dreaming of raspberry snowcones...tries to pull a blanket of snow over herself.*

::can't think of anything to say that won't make him look like a complete fool, so stays silent and swigs ::

*Builds an extention to whatever he´s building...*

::shwigsh ::

br-br-br-b-br-br-brr-brr-brrr-brrrrbrrrrrr

*Sultandudewanders in from the alley, whacks the juke box, 'New Kid in Town' starts playing, walks aover to the bar and plonks himself down on a stool. Eyes Pan fast asleep on the couch again. Wonders what kind of drugs E will sell in his drug store if he ever gets it finished.*

"Anybody want a drink?"

That's better, hon. Yes, several people have asked for and I am drinkin' 'cause like I said, I gotta drive real soon. Thank you kindly.

Do you all think we should check and see if Gwennie is all right in there? Pandora left her in a bad way. Say, how come all you Britishers say lou? That's a funny kind of name for it. Although we say john sometimes, so I guess it ain't that funny. I meant funny like strange and not funny laughin'.

I swear, english is a difficult language. I am sure glad I never had to learn it. Do you know my dictionary says right on its cover that it is a dictionary of American English? So, how many kinds of english are there, do you think?

Sultandude, honey. Who is Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses, anyhow? I been meanin' to ask.

*Reads Sultandudes mind*

Well, this will be dispersing of course... Only Drug I take

*Emerges from the ladies' loos with her hair wet and her breath smelling distinctly of bleach and gives everyone a gummy grin*

Hi Sammi! Apolobogies for my lengthy abscess! Guess what? The plate for my dentures has almost dissolved in the bleach!

*Pushes her very loose teeth back in to place and wonders whether anyone has some glue handy*

Perhaps Pan has a supply...

*Rolls Pan around on the blue goo couch as she unsuccessfully searches for a tube of glue and discards various artefacts belonging to her victim about the floor*

Nope! Lets try Pan's bag...

*Empties Pan's bag over the couch, scattering its contents across the still dozing form of its owner but is disappointed at finding nothing of use*

Oh well...It looks as though I'm going to have to book a trip to the dentist again unless Englander has some Lego glue handy!

Well, tha's about it for me here, folks. Its been fun! Take care an' I'll see y'all on the flip side.

C'mere Kes, you ol' thing, you.... I like your style, sugar!

Sultandude, you behave yourself.

Onglander, honey that drugstore you're makin' looks right fine.

Pandora and Gwennie, shake hands now and be friends.

Bye, y'all!

"Bye Sammi! Remember any time you'd like another ariel excursion around the village, I'm your man!"

TTFN Sammi!

*Borrows Mari's walking stick and raises Sultandude's towel and takes a peek with her magnifying glass*

Oh he most definitely a man Sammi...

*Returns Mari's walking stick and wanders off in search of a denture fixative*