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Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 12, 2002
*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner, a re-visit long overdue*
Could I have a 
please?
*looks around while un-hooking baby unau from around her neck and placing him on bar counter*
Oh - and a bowl of fresh water, please!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 12, 2002
*rolls off the couch & onto the contents of her person on the floor* THUNK 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 12, 2002
*carefully steps over snoring Pandora and glides behind bar counter searching for *
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 12, 2002
Hey...who just dropped elf dust into my mouth?...ptthooy
Oh...it's you Miss T!!!!! 
Well, I say, this calls for a
*stumbles over all her things that have been tossed all over the place...
ohmyhell!!!!
...can't let anyone see this! &*%##$@(*^
Oh Gwennie??? I have sumthin' fer ya'...*replaces her things into the proper pouches...* I wonder why the only thing left in my bag was this tube of glue? 
Ahh, no matter...*pops the cork on an imported bottle she was saving for special time...like three o'clock, or four-thirty, etc.*
All around! Cheers Dears!!! *kicks the juke-box & it begins to play:Witchy Woman*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 12, 2002
*quickly s into kitchen to fetch baby unau a big bowl of water*
*returns*
Cheers!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 12, 2002
Oh, did you want some too?
*opens another bottle for Miss T* 
Cheers!!!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 12, 2002
Hi Titania! What is an unau ? Please describe the little beastie.
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 12, 2002
He's just a baby, although his claws are already pretty sharp...
...but if you're nice to him, he's completely harmless...
This is what he might look like:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A521425
Top URL
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 12, 2002
I liked the warning about drinking and flying 
*Builds a lego Witch...*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 13, 2002
Ooo, Titania, which is the one you have to be nice to? The little furry thingie, or the big furry fella' holding the lil' furry thingie? They'er both totally cute! How tame...?
*goes to the juke-box & selects the CD:enya* I know you like this mari-rae...I've gotten all the words down and only have a few dozen more notes to learn before I can play & sing these songs using my keyboard. I miss my piano.
*begins to think of the expensive pool table in the cellar nobody's playing with and starts to get a real 'tude...* 
More ladys? I think this is the earliest I've been home at night since...*thinks long and hard to remember*...oh yes, I haven't been home THIS early since last night! More
*luckily. I don't stay mad very long...'tude has passed...*
This is a nice place to relax. I like to come here to empty out my brain......know what I mean? I thought that just having three different books to write all at the same time, I'd be too busy to post here. But there's just something magical about bbc/h2g2...
know what I mean? 
When I get tired/stuck, whatever on a writing project, it's just different coming here. *wonders if the United States Government would pay her several million dollars to do a Social Study on Internet an it's relation to Relaxation...doesn't really care enough to think about it any longer...* Mari-rae, thank you for such a sweet letter. When I have an extra hour I'll E you...
*now laughing so hard she must make her way to the loo...oh mari-rae's gonna have a kitten when she hears what Valerie's been up to......*
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Gwennie Posted Jan 13, 2002
Titanai the baby unau is wonderful and as Pan says, the chap holding him isn't bad either!
I followed a few of your links and had an interesting time and as E said, the don't drink and fly picture is an absolute wheeze! Thanks. 
*Hopes that her new denture fixative holds up until she can visit her dentist*
Oh! Sorry about the mess Pan...I was in rather a hurry. 
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Kes Posted Jan 13, 2002
*Likes the Enya music playing on the jukebax.*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 13, 2002
It's the little furry thing I've got with me, also known as a two-toed sloth... wouldn't mind the big one either...
*tries to remember when she last had a PGGB, and decides that whenever it was, it was too long ago*
Oh Kes, would you mind an awful lot if I asked you to mix one up for me?
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Kes Posted Jan 13, 2002
My pleasure, Titania ... we have all the ingredients ....
*Nips behind the bar, and mixes two over-size PGGBs. Passes one to Titania; retains the other*
One should never drink alone, I always say. Cheers, T! 
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 13, 2002
Thank you Kes!
*watches as Ripley slides down on floor and starts exploring the place*
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Kes Posted Jan 13, 2002
More water for Ripley? Any solid food that we're likely to find in a bar?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 13, 2002
Hmmm... leaves... buds... sprouts from trees... *tries to imagine any of these as part of a 
*
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 13, 2002
*Goes to get some 
*
Drat... I´ve got material for at least a dozen articles here, but I´m just to d**n lazy...
*Looks at the lego witches legs... Seam to look in to the wrong direction...*
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Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
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- 202: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 12, 2002)
- 203: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 12, 2002)
- 204: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 12, 2002)
- 205: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 12, 2002)
- 206: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 12, 2002)
- 207: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 12, 2002)
- 208: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 12, 2002)
- 209: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 12, 2002)
- 210: Researcher 168814 (Jan 12, 2002)
- 211: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 13, 2002)
- 212: Gwennie (Jan 13, 2002)
- 213: Kes (Jan 13, 2002)
- 214: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 13, 2002)
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