h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I'm seeing double! I need a drink!

*Passes Pan a large fully pillow for her weary head*

Thanks Deary...but I'd rather have a fulffy one...or better still a nice masculine shoulder on which to lay my head...*shoves Gwennie away...* I'm talking about a MAN...not just your boney man-like shoulder! Sheesh...you really have to spell things out around here. Besides...I'm not sleepy...I'm boared...
Wha'? *spies a fellow heading for the alley...* I'll be back in a few...*takes an with her to the alley*
SLAM....It's fr-r-r-r-reezing out there!! s to the fireplace...lays on the Blue Goo Couch and pulls Tog's loincloth off to use as a cover ...*It don't cover much...but it's better than a sharp stick in the eye...Gwennie...stop looking at Thog that way!
Do you want me to put another bag on your head? Er, that was meant for Gwennie...*everyone BUT Gwennie has put a paper bag over their head...no eye holes either...just holes by their mouths so they can continue drinking...* Er, gwennie...a plastic bag isn't a wise thing to be putting over your head. *sigh*
*removes the plastic bag from Gwennie's head & shoves her toward Thog.* Perhaps your teeth are clean...why not look around in his glass & make sure he hasn't swollowed them... it's too cold out there to be taking hin to the vet's for shots & too cold to be taking you to the Circus for new teeth.
Here...*hands Gwennie one of E's legos*...Try to fit this into your nose.
*chugs cheap wine & passes out, er falls asleep*

*Thinks that E's Lego would probably make a passable set of dentures and places it in her mouth before waking Pan and grinning broadly in her face with her newly acquired brightly-coloured "teeth"*

Aw ooo show ve pashtic borg washnn a goo ideee Parn?

ohmyhell...*sigh*...whatever makes you happy, you loon...Huh? Oh I said, the lego is a 'loan'...you know from E....
*rolls her eyes* Yes..you look ... fits like a ... best ask someone else...go ask one of the chaps at the bar...one of the fellows wearing a bag how that lego looks...onmyhell...*rolls back onto her side...buns being toastd by the fire**dreams of legos being swollowed by wee little birdies*

Wash ish shumfin I shed Pan?

*Retreats to the bar in search of Thog's and her correctly fitting dentures*

Hash ennywun sheen Fog - ee hash by sheeff in hish ?

My stars. The goin's on in this pub....

*Gives Sammi a brightly-coloured Lego-filled grin*

strange. i could of sworn one of gwennies teeth looked like a lego brick with built-in light

i think i need another

*Sinks her Lego into Pierce's left ear lobe and hopes that she's illuminated his entire drinking experience*

...*dreaming that the inmates have taken over the assilum...*

'assilum'

::having noted the evil effects of the cold draft that swept through the room when mari-rae opened the door, Thog had run over to the fireside to restore... uh... stuff. Feeling like himself once again, he relaxed and spent the next few hours (sans loincloth, but that's ok) staring into the fire, smoking cigarettes and drinking his , which, while tasting subtly like Dentifrice, is still nicely warm and oh so refreshing. Finishing the , Thog flips the glass over and empties the dentures into his hand. Peering at them closely, he nods, rubs them dry on his loincloth, and is about to hand them back to Gwennie when he belatedly remembers that he isn't /wearing/ a loincloth.::

Ooops. Heh. Sorry Gwennie, but, y'know, I had a shower last night, so ummmmm... well, here.

::hands the dentures over::

*laughing in her sleep...keeps trying to pull the 'covers' up around her neck...*

*Gratefully accepts her returned dentures from Thog and replaces the Lego, which she then discards onto the blue goo couch where Pan is sleeping fitfully*

Thog sweetness I will take your word that you had a shower yesterday. However, you should thank your lucky stars that my teeth were sedated from being immersed in your for such a long time!

*Flashes a toothy grin*

*Looks worried at Gwennie*

I knew about bits and bytes, but those bits with which you bite were actually ment for my Model Detritus for this Little "Lego Discworld Park" I´m dreaming of...

Hmmmmm... yeah, I'm afraid I hadn't thought about that bit... Somewhat worrying idea, though, I hope they don't get angry when they wake up, or they might decide to come after me!!

::hurriedly takes account of the exits in the place with a decidedly worried look::

I am laughing fit to bust!!!

*Starts on a Model of Lancre -Castle...*