A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 9, 2002
Quote, sorry... hahahaha.....
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 9, 2002
That's okay Dragonfly...just lay right in the middle of Abbey Road...you'll probably be having your picture made in short time. 
Sammi? Sultandude told me he LIKES you
*tries take the attention off The Dude & her alley adventures*...so, you gonna' go out with him? *hands Sammi a free dry-cleaning certificate...* My clothes always come back so VERY dirty after a date with him...If they came back at ALL! 
Know what I mean?
Kes...here...*shoves another 
his way*...You're not being helpful you know...have you met young Sammi?*psst...careful Kes...I think you'd best let SDude have first go at her...* 
Wha'?
Hey...it's HUMP DAY!!!! Party!!!! Whoooo-Hoooooo!!!
Let's strick up some tunes...let's boogie down...
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 9, 2002
Let me just be the first to say: RIGHT ON S.DUDE!!!!!!! (about the fatty, y'know) 
, if I hadn't been out on the beach preparing for war, I would have joined you...
Hi Miss D.!!!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 9, 2002
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 9, 2002
::blinks, and swigs 
::
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Gwennie Posted Jan 9, 2002
*Swipes Thog's before it reaches his lips*
Sorry Thog mate! My need (and thirst) is greater than yours right now! 
Sammi...I am NEVER venturing out into that alley again...
*Watches as Pierce's make their way behind the bar where a large 
appears to pour itself*
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 9, 2002
You´re always safe in the CP...*Looks out into the alley*...
Well... nearly 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 9, 2002
must be a new definition of the word 'safe' i am unfamiliar with
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 9, 2002
*Sneaks up behind Linus and covers his eyes with her hands.*
Guess who??? Remember me?!!! 
My goodness, its been too long a time without you! Welcome back! Welcome back! Let me get you a Coopers Dark ! Let me get you two of them!!! Yay!!! Linus!!!! Yay!!!
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 9, 2002
Gwennie, it, I needed that!!
::sighs and materializes a fresh and quaffs it hurriedly before Gwennie can snag it::
'S okay though, you know I love you anyway.
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 9, 2002
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Sammi Posted Jan 10, 2002
Shoot. If I had said it was a poem and not a song, maybe those moderators would have left it in.
I like Sultandude too. I am not going into that alley with him, though. He can belly up to the bar here and start buyin' me drinks like a normal person.
Wish there was some music playin'.
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Kes Posted Jan 10, 2002
*Pushes a ranfom button on the jukebox, which starts playing ...
"Throw another chairleg on the fire ..."
Looks around nervously for Moderators .
Puts several s on bar for the Mods.*
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Sammi Posted Jan 10, 2002
Thanks kindly, Kes. Did I ever tell you'bout the dog I have back home? This dog is crazy. This dog needs a dog psy-ki-itrist. Lemme buy you an and I'll tell you 'bout this here dog of mine. Oh, I see you have an , well, lemme get you one more there. Here you go. So, this dog I was tellin' you 'bout... say, when you type an apostrophe does your little finger hit that return key? Happens to me like that all the time. You cannot beee-leeeve the words that come out of my mouth when that thing happens. Nossir. Bein' an angel I think you would blush to hear them. Anyhow, this dog, Taffy is her name 'cause of her color, you know that kind of browny red and gold some dogs have with the eyes that match? That's her! She is the bane of my existence. She is one neurotic dog, I tell you. That dog is afraid of my kitchen floor. I kid you not. An' she barks to get my ok so she can have herself a drink of water. Which ain't a good thing when it is 12 0'clock midnight and I got to get up in the morning, let me tell you. So she barks at the floor an' she barks for water an' she barks when she wants to go out, which is a good thing, an' she barks to come back in. Just look at these circles under my eyes! Can you believe it? I need me another brew.
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Sammi Posted Jan 10, 2002
I meant to say thank you kindly for puttin' on the music for me. That was real sweet of you. How you doin' over there? Are you ready for another?
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Gwennie Posted Jan 10, 2002
*Nudges Mari in the ribs*
Did you hear that me dear? That nice young Thog just make a declaration of love to me! 
I can still pull 'em y'know! 
*Removes her dentures and drops them in Thog's newest *
Let me know when you've finished your drink Thog, dear heart as they should be cleaned by then!
*Points out Kes to a passing flying moderator who appears to be unimpressed with the bribe of *
Didn't anyone tell you that the Moderators are tea total Kes?
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Sammi Posted Jan 10, 2002
You go, girlfriend!!! I heard him say it too! I believe he meant it. We'll see for sure when he lifts that glass up.
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twiggyleaf Posted Jan 10, 2002
*wanders in*
Hmmm... this looks lively!
Vodka, Lime and Soda for me please.
Hello to all the people I haven't met before 
*sips VL&S and watches the fun*
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twiggyleaf Posted Jan 10, 2002
*wanders in*
Hmmm... this looks lively!
Vodka, Lime and Soda for me please.
Hello to all the people I haven't met before
*sips VL&S and watches the fun*
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Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
- 141: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 9, 2002)
- 142: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 9, 2002)
- 143: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 9, 2002)
- 144: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 9, 2002)
- 145: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 9, 2002)
- 146: Gwennie (Jan 9, 2002)
- 147: Researcher 168814 (Jan 9, 2002)
- 148: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 9, 2002)
- 149: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 9, 2002)
- 150: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 9, 2002)
- 151: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 9, 2002)
- 152: Sammi (Jan 10, 2002)
- 153: Kes (Jan 10, 2002)
- 154: Sammi (Jan 10, 2002)
- 155: Sammi (Jan 10, 2002)
- 156: Gwennie (Jan 10, 2002)
- 157: Sammi (Jan 10, 2002)
- 158: Gwennie (Jan 10, 2002)
- 159: twiggyleaf (Jan 10, 2002)
- 160: twiggyleaf (Jan 10, 2002)
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