A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 15, 2002
AHA!! The stranger reveals himself! Tell me, sirrah, as you stare down the obscenely long barrel of my BFG, are you or are you not associated with any tax - collecting agency in the world?
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 15, 2002
::a slow, ominous SHA-CONK!! can be heard echoing through the pub as Thog cocks his BFG::
Aye, sirrah, you! I ask you one more time: Are you or are you not a tax - man? I should warn you, though, you should be very, very careful how you answer...
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Hati Posted Jan 15, 2002
I am not a tax-man, I am even not a tax-woman. But I am in their "most wanted" list if this is any assotiation for you.
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 15, 2002
WOO HOO!!! Welcome to the club!!!!
::stows his BFG under a table::
Here, pull up a chair, have a 
or something, relax! So nice to meet another tax evader.
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Hati Posted Jan 15, 2002
*takes a seat and a 
*
I know there's lot of people who'd like to meet me, tax-men for example. 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 15, 2002
*stores Sultandude's kiss in one of her pouchs...never can tell when that might come in handy...
*
*elbows Thog to scold him for 'outting' another tax evador... but falls on the cold floor instead...*Thunk!! 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 15, 2002
Ha! Serves you right, you tart!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 15, 2002
I've just realised why you have become a born again tart Pan...
...so no one can call you an old tart anymore 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 15, 2002
*Starts from trance*
I think I´ve but a bit to much 
in this lego witch!!! It bust my PC! Well, no, not quite, but something went wrong with it, but here I am again, and wasn´t it a hard time 
*
*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Kes Posted Jan 16, 2002
Tax evasion? In my dictionary, tax are the things you use to hold the edge of the carpet down .....
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jan 16, 2002
"I'm in that club too. However there is a distinction between tax evasion and tax avoidance. One of them is legal. To stay legal I am forced to live in Thailand. Life's a bitch and then you die!"
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Bluebottle Posted Jan 16, 2002
I try to evade tacks too - I have stepped on a couple that had come out of the carpet, and they're painful!
<BB<
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 16, 2002
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 16, 2002
What evasive action can I take, other then to prevent this 
being drunk by someone else
*Drinks*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 16, 2002
I believe the man may have a point...
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 16, 2002
This looks more like a pint I´ve got 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 16, 2002
Oh yeh... sorry, it was a typo...
Key: Complain about this post
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
- 241: Hati (Jan 15, 2002)
- 242: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 15, 2002)
- 243: Hati (Jan 15, 2002)
- 244: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 15, 2002)
- 245: Hati (Jan 15, 2002)
- 246: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 15, 2002)
- 247: Hati (Jan 15, 2002)
- 248: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 15, 2002)
- 249: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 15, 2002)
- 250: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 15, 2002)
- 251: Researcher 168814 (Jan 15, 2002)
- 252: Kes (Jan 16, 2002)
- 253: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jan 16, 2002)
- 254: Hati (Jan 16, 2002)
- 255: Bluebottle (Jan 16, 2002)
- 256: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 16, 2002)
- 257: Researcher 168814 (Jan 16, 2002)
- 258: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 16, 2002)
- 259: Researcher 168814 (Jan 16, 2002)
- 260: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 16, 2002)
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