h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Ducks and only just avoids sultandudes flying ball who hits Average Joes fish instead whereupon it covers the fish and the dartboard with pink paint*

Hey, cut it out. I'll have you know that if you spoil any of my drinks I'll be very cross with you - to say the least.

Speaking of drinks. Lemme have a large scotch.

Yes, large as in bottle.

*Sultandude singing* "Yellow is the colour of me today, in the morning, in disguise*

"Yo barfender, gis another martooni plis!"

*Sultandude singing* "Yellow is the colour of me today, in the morning, in disguise*

"Yo barfender, gis anuder martooni plis!"

*SULTANDUDE THINKS OR TRIES TO-Jeeze, not only am I seeing double, I'm sending double too-*and with that falls flat on his face again*

*Steps over Sultandude and hides at his usual table in the far end of the room from where he can observe everything. Mutters to himself:*

Wonder if Galaxy Babe is on duty today. I could do with breakfast now.

And one of her sweet smiles...

...and maybe she could refill the bottle of rum that I hide in the secret compartment in the thigh of my wooden leg? (Yes, babe, that was the secret - what did you think it was? )

*pops up behind bar counter, thinking it safe to show up now that paint balls no longer are flying*

*managed to find bottle of Dom Perignon, pouring herself a Y*

Any one else?

*cleans off dartboard up small step-ladder*
*replenishes rum stock in Pierce's wooden leg*
*returns from kitchen with Pierce's breakfast: duck eggs, sunny side up, with bacon & sausages...
*smiles at Pierce & heads for the Dining Room*

*Sultandude wakes up on the floor, gets up and staggers off towards the pool hoping that 7 of 9 will be there and hoping the yellow paint will be dissolved by the pool full of PGGB's*

"Please be a babe and save me a Y of bubbly!"

Me? Ooops! *start searching for new bottle, having emptied the one she found earlier*

*Sultandude returns dripping wet and naked except for his trusty towel wrapped around his waist*

"Where's the champagne, that looks like an empty bottle. -Sobs-

*THINKING-Hope she likes my nipple ring-

Hang on! Hang on!

*rummaging around behind counter*

*turns around triumphantly*

Ha - found one!

*slightly surprised by Sultandude's unexpected dressing - or lack thereof*

*pours them both a Y each*

*noticing nipple ring*

Nice! Have you had that long?

Oh archangel of the galaxy of pure delight! If only I could I would give you the morning dew that falls softly over the ancient marshes of the third moon of Santraginous 5 and make them look like they were sprinkled with diamonds. This is the best breakfast I have had in ages - and your sweet smile is a most royal dessert!

*Leaves a handfull of golden escudos as a tip before he leaves*

*walks in after being away for a few day* What the h*ll happened here? It's a good thing I'm used to cleaning up paint from the walls.

*walks behind the bar and tries to clean up*

*Walks in [for once] and decides to help...*

Hi Courtney & Mandarb!

Doesn't the bar look funny - with walls covered with paintballs. It looks like a rainbow, maybe we should leave it so?

But: if you want to remove them, I could help, if you wish?

First I need a PN, though.

Hi Mandarb long time no see. This is going to take some time to clean up.

*wanders in*
*watches Courtney getting nowhere fast with the cleaning*
*clicks her fingers*
*the bar goes from paint-covered to clean in two seconds*
*grins*
*hops up on the bar and crosses her leather trouser clad legs*
Patron Saint of Impossible Escapes. Always put your patronage to good use

I'll Drink to that! ::Pulls himself a Guiness::