h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Throws Kasia a paint ball gun from behind the bar*

*Walks in, Gives Vince an evil look, grabs a bottle of scoch and runs of before he can cach him*

*orders chocolate*

*jumps over the bar and chases the Kid*
someone wach the bar for me I will be back as soon as I get that litte sod to the dungion

*Goes behind bar to watch it. Some drink accidently disapeers. Whoops*

A dripping wet, naked Seven of Nine wanders into the Bar, just vacated by Bob and Vince.
Hezher stares open-mouthed at the sheer perfection of the female form.
"The level of PGGB in the swimming pool has dropped.
I require several gallons more.
Arrange it now please".
Seven turns and departs in the direction of her wet footprints...

Hmmmm I think I will go swiming
left the grandad in the woods somwhere

*crashes through the doors*
SOMEONE MENTIONED PAINTBALL!!!!!!
*materialises paintball gun, and pops herself into overalls*
*evil grin*
*changes overalls to Angel outfit- complete with leather trenchcoat, and sunglasses*
Who wants to play?

I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walking with a deadman over my shoulder
I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walking with a deadman over my shoulder
Waiting for an invitation to arive
Going to a party where no one's still alive
Waiting for an invitation to arive
Going to a party where no one's still alive
I was struck by lightening walking down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a deadman's party
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's coming
Leave your body at the door
Leave you body and soul at the door
Don't run away, It's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away, It's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

::stops singing and openly stares at Seven's retreating backside::
Oh my gods... ::drools:: > : P~

{wanders over to Joe and taps him on the shoulder, gently wiping the spittle from his chin with her fingertips} Hey, darlin'... I heard you offer to let me indulge in a cocktail, on you, earlier. But I had to mosey on for a bit--there was a town meeting about censorship under the heading "Adult Content" with Mark Moxxon presiding, and I didn't even have time to answer you before I went and let my voice be heard. Felt it was a necessary thing, as nobody else there seemed to have been censored before. But I'm done now, should your offer arise again--at least as long as they don't decide to kill me....

*Finds PGGB and asks for volunteers to take it over to the pool*

*Decides that bartending is thirsty work and downs a few pints*

*slumps in a corner and shoots paintballs at the dartboard*

*Sultandude rushes to the bar and voluteers to take the PGGB's to the pool* "Be back for a paintball fight as soon as I run this little errand! Be a darling and fix me a Pierced Nipple while I'm gone!"

*pours sultandude a PN & helps herself to a large PGGB.
Puts a bottle of scotch on the Bar for St.Bob for his speech just now*

*Looks round for Vince...cannot find him Grins to himself*
must still be in the woods.
*Notices magnolia his face goes White...looks guilatly at the bottle of scoch*
will someone destract her I am nevace when I drink round her, MOG, and Vince.
*stard to shudder*

Ooh! look out the window at that hunky new gamekeeper with his shirt off!

*Pierce walks in and puts up a note next to the dart board. It reads: "Anyone carrying a lethal weapon in this room will be shot on sight!"*

Think it's time for me night cap. Please bring me a gallon of PGGB, GB, there's a darling. You are welcome to share with me, of course! *Kisses her galantly on both cheeks*

*shrugs*
Paintball guns aren't lethal (usually).

::clears his head just in time for it to get clouded up again by Miss Thunderpussy::
Well, anytime you'd like to indulge in a few vices, my lady, the ofer will always stand.
::takes her hand and kisses up her wrist::