h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh good. The bar is open, that means there is

and the hippo said "let there be " and there was .
and the hippo tasted it and said that it was good.

Where there is there is life

Where there is life there is hope

I hope there is enough

Men...

Yes?

I'm thinking about the title for my next novel. How do you like this: "Of Men and Hippos - and "? <bigeyes<

mmm? yess??

"of hippos and men" .. yes, good. Of course the goes without saying.

wasn't there a quite similar title ?? some time ago??

Perhaps in smaller print or something.

Now that you mention it, I believe Ernest Steinway used something similar or almost yet not entirely like it

Steinway has black and white keys, hippos are grey. Not even salt and pepper. Not anymore.

The only keys that matter are the key of life, the key to the highway and of course the - and not necessarily in that order

No matter the colour?

I like variety

Roses are red
Hippos are grey
Donny is trump
and tessa is may

The Hippo of course is wisest of all
where hippos may stumble, all others will fall
Hippos are lazy, but they do have style
they lie all day with their @r$e in denial.

You should join paulh's group of poets over in "Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs"

no, I cannot do that .. the one above took me 60 years to create

A poet indeed. Your fans must be very patient.

ah yes, hippo poetry is rare indeed

then .. hippos have patience .. denial isn't a fast process, neither is the nile.

You niled it

'ning all

* drops off a few telephone chargers .. just in case anyone needs one *

Oh, happy hour? well I'll just have an then or a few