h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(staggers out of the trees, this time dripping wet from sweat. Takes in the scene, realizes that the staff is busy with lounging around instead of working, specially MK. starts taking incriminating pictures. wonders / zax seems to have lost his name and status but not his nerve ... and certainly not his style / )

Which reminds me of that joke...
"A man is cast off on an un-inhabited island and he lives there for months on end. One day he wakes up to discover a lovely maiden who beckons him. He follows her to the other side of the island and she shows all that she has built. She has, a bath, a house, electricity, hot running water. She asks the man "I know you must have been lonely all by yourself, come up to my room and you can have jsut what you've been looking for!" to which the man replies, "Excellent, I can check my email at long last.""
I'm looking forward to the room. All I need now is someone to share it with...

I want the whole island with the internet , not just the room ...

And it would have to be ADSL

ADSL?

its kind like a cable modem, but over normal copper phone lines.

FAST connection, kicks a v90's ass.

There's no dial-up either. It's connected all the time. Unfortunately, as far as I'm aware, it's only available to people who have the write postcode!

Out of interest, what happens to the people who are on the list but don't put in an appearance? Do they win by default?

Maybe they get voted out first...

I thouhgt this area was for officials only, but I thought the sky was pink, so...

Don't worry I'll make sure the voting is 'swayed' in favour of those who haven't appeared...

M.K*

I feel a scoop coming on...
*To MK*
Is it true that you are planning to fix the votes?

Well, put it this way if it gets down to the fact that people vote survivors who have posted innumerable responses in equal numbers with ones who haven't even turned up yet...then I think the prior should get the benefit of the doubt...

M.K*

* That would be correct !!! *

M.K*

*flutter of wings
Need any help with anything, M.K*?

Well you could look after the remaining locations whilst I follow them into the forest...

* M.K staps a bowie knife in his holster just to be safe... *

M.K*

Kes appears to have fallen very ill. Shouldn't someone intervene???

* M.K looks up from some brochures for holiday villas... *

Oh...I'm sure he be fine in a couple of day, probably a touch of gip from eating foreign food...

Although, I have heard that he might just be lovesick...

M.K*

Other locations?
All of them?
Er......OK.
Back soon {I hope!}
*flutter of wings