h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thank you M.K*....
{snigger}
now then, who wants to know next weeks plots?

put me down!!!!!
I was just kidding!! Honest!

*shows off her updated uniform: a khaki top that shows off her midriff and a little khaki skirt, with black combat boots*
allright, now what? and, not to be a nag, but what does WAP stand for?

oh yeah, and everyone can just call me sea...

Ummm, temporary memory loss- why is Kes having a schizo guilt trip? And where can I see what happened?

He can't post over the weekend - computer's at workplace...
He really isn't confused, just resting, I guess

Oh, I know that. But I was wondering what went on with the knife, and why he's apologising.
I must have blacked it out...

* I'm not sure about that either - maybe it's because he's trying to explain the incident to lemur-Peaceful... - anyway, since Matthew has told us to put in more 'special effects' it doesn't matter too much

*Green light*
WAP - Wireless Application Protocul requiring pages written in
WML - Wireless Markup Language
*Green light*

FC? Are you here?
*hastily scribbles note:

FC - You better get to the hospital tent, the newcomer is making a move on M.K*!
*signs: GB

*When the Marshalls were doing that "double shuffle" with Kes's hunting knife, they were actually using the time to fit a monitor which evaluates Kes's status. The monitor now detects an unacceptable fatigue level. Kes has been wandering in the wilderness for two days, without bothering to eat. He is not far from the hospital, but doesn't know it. The monitor emits a tracking signal.*

wow. i just read the hospital forum. a lot has happened in my absence...

oh yeah, and a question: are we allowed to be seen on the island? i mean, can we create a little inadvertent havoc or are we just supposed to watch? and are there any doctors in the hospital tent? if not, i'll volunteer.

only a little havoc??? Sea?????? we create hell, and let them deal with it... I mean look at whats happening in the hospital!!!

though nothing too extraordinary... *thinks about Matts plan..* hmm... go with what you want!

Nothing *too* extraordinary? Thinks about the pteradactyl....oops....

* M.K staggers in being propped up by F.C... *

Oh hello Sea & G.B. I hope everything has gone like clockwork in my absence ?

* Sea hesitates whilst G.B looks into the middle-distance... *

Hmmm... well let's get out there and give them...HELLLlllpppp !!!

M.K*

*shouts from the deck of the gigantic pleasure cruiser which is unexpectedly arriving at the jetty*
Ahoy there! What land is this? I am but a simple multi-millionaire playboy whose gigantic pleasure cruiser has drifted woefully of course, and who can't be arsed reading the backlog. May I dock here?

*flies across to help EV dock*

EV!!! HON!!! How are you doing? And how on earth did you wind your way here?

Not that it matters... Come here and let me help you unpack... I trust you brought some champagne with you though... Sparkling wine tends to lose its appeal after a while.....

FC! Well, what a stroke of luck! There's plenty of champagne on board, I'll bring some with me. Now, where am I, and what are you doing here?

*sea rubs her hands together and laughs evilly*
excellent.......