h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*as usual, arrives too late, misses idol*

*G.B. flies after Ox and presents him with another idol.
"Thank you, Ox, for saving me!"
*Hugs Ox.

* M.K directs the cabin crew to get ready to sail for the weekend... *

Has anyone seen F.C ?

I knew she wanted to avoid work, but this just takes the buscuit !!!

...and especially after the Villa we... sorry, the Castle we rented for the weekend.

M.K*

You rang, M.K*?

Oh... I just didn't want you give all the secrets of the forest away too early...

BTW Have you seen F.C around, she has been saying she would pop along, but as yet she hasn't made it...???

M.K*

I wouldn't have done that, M.K*
{What secrets?}
F.C.? I haven't seen her since she was on the Jetty in that adorable bikini, didn't you two have dinner together that evening? Hmmmmmm I won't tell that reporter, if you don't want me to.
I'll fly off & have a look for her, then! TTFN!

LOL!!!

Who Me ???

* M.K collapses in his sunlounge for no apparent reason, and it definitely has nothing to do which the parachuting package... *

Well, are we shipshape yet to go ???

M.K*

Am I coming with you, M.K*?
Or do you want me to stay here and organize the party on the beach?

Look, if you want to stay on a bit longer, we can always charter another boat to pick you up...

Anyway, I'll see you later on...bye !!!

* with that M.K boards the boat for departure whilst practicing his golf swing... *

M.K*

Don't forget to take me!!!!
shazzPRME

Golf? {yawn}
You're going to play golf?
Er.......I think I'll stay here & organize the weekend Party! thanks all the same! I take it I have the gold credit card?
Bye!

* M.K hurries Shazz on board with a bemused stare, well it's always the same with women, they always leave it up to the last moment and... *

Oh...Surely we can dispense with gold cards !!!

It's platinum all the way now Babe !!!

Bye Again...

*wanders over in her bikini*

hmm... sorry, was just doing a bit of skinnydipping whilst everyone was asleep...

right. now where were we having dinner tonight Matt? *slips arm round his*

* The boat ranges back to the Jetty... *

* M.K eyes are still going ... . Since Fashion Cat's entrance &remark here yesterday... *

...and then I said to the Raj !

* HE breaks off his conversation to stare at a stray party balloon...??? *

M.K*

*flutter of wings
Hello M.K*!
Did you have a nice weekend off?
It's been VERY quiet here, so quiet, I flew off to see GOD into his new retirement village & delivered his hot-water-bottle!
Everything else is fine, no deaths or infectious diseases.
Are you officially back in charge again now?
If you are, I could do with a lie-down somewhere quiet....
*thinks: I could sneak back to Peaceful Bay & do some skinny-dipping...

GB... done that, though if you fancy it we could always go for a dip later on....

now... matt, after all this free weekend whats the plan? I mean the tennis courts are still free....

Hiya F.C!
Wow, you ARE tanning nicely!
I am looking for St. Peter....anyone seen Him?
If you & M.K* are going to play tennis, F.C., are you going to leave me in charge again?
*thinks: Because then I won't be able to go back to Someday Cottage and see that MAN again....

* M.K strolls in... *

* He gives a sideways glance to F.C...apparently her eariler comments are still on his mind... *

Hello Galaxy Babe, I've got to do some heavy negoitations for the next couple of days...

My show on watching grass grow is close to being picked up by the Lifestyle Channel !!!

So, I'm going to be tied up for a few days...

So, since you did such a wonderful job at the weekend, I think you can do it !!!

M.K*

Thank you, M.K*....you know you can count on me!
btw....if you see GOD, please let Him know I am looking for Him!
As I am now in charge, I can't really leave, can I?
How long will you be gone? A couple of days....OK. I'll holler if I need help. Did you know there's a pteradactyl hovering over Kiddo?

Well, whoever's in charge here, I demand that reasonable limits be put on romantic starry nights. They are far too dangerous for young innocent lads at the Yapong camp (which could be renamed the summer camp for backward boys and forward girls).