h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well.. go to a certain Archs page... hopefully you will get a pleasant surprise

Right you lot - it's all your fault. For the first time in a week and a half Kes is operational in two places at once (Yapong & Waterfall) ... and I've only got about half an hour left on-line.

*GB flutters off to the beach....hopefully to find someone or something who will take her mind off the awful things that have been happening.....

OK. Thanks guys. RW summons. Back in 15 hours

tell me about it....
I am having a new boiler fitted, my hyperactive son is running riot & I am minding my grandson for my daughter, too.....
thank Heavens for the escapism of h2g2.....

Ring, ring ...
Look - just keep calm - don't get flustered.
Ring, ring ...
You've worked out exactly what you want to say.
Ring, ring ...
Don't even mention Mum. Take a deep breath.
Ring, ring ...
What if somebody's there? I'll panic. My mum always said ..
Oh no. What was it ..

CLICK
Marshalls' post here. Whaddya want now? Leave your message after the beep - keep it short, buster.
BEEEP.

Right. I hate talking to these things, don't you?
Well, you can't say now, 'cos you're not there, so that's silly.

I want to talk to you about what happened yesterday with Tweetie and the knife and that.
Look, I'm really sorry for Tweetie, and I'll say sorry to her, and that,
but it wasn't me that upset her in the first place, was it?
I mean it was whoever set all that up under the Waterfall,
and we didn't know who that was, did we?
But, well, I was just happy - I was doing something right, which I don't do often,
and I felt good, and I wasn't thinking, and I was a bit in lo .. you know?
So I probably could have done things better if I'd used my head.
Alright?
And .. I understand that GB was only thinking of Tweetie's safety when she hit me,
I mean, there might have been a softer way, but you've got to act sometimes, don't you?
So I don't mind that.
I mean, if I can have the knife back, I'll be really careful from now on.
Well, I'll try, honest I will.
But that's not the main thing - I mean, I'd like the knife back - it was a present, but ...

Look - I just wanted to say all that.
It wasn't my fault, and it wasn't Tweetie's fault, and it wasn't GB's fault, and it wasn't any of you's fault, MK, Z, FC ...

Sorry - didn't mean to go on. I feel a bit silly now.

I mean, when I think about it, I bet you lot - Marshalls, Angels, Saints, whatever
I bet your lives are really well organised. I bet you never have problems like that.
I bet only people like me have problems. You lot always know what to do.
Don't you?


Gosh - you get a good long message on this thing don't you?

It lasts for ages. My Mu ...
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Click.

(lol)

* M.K plays the telephone messages & rings Kes's WAP phone... *

Look Kes, we absolutely don't blame you O.K...

It's just one of those things...

Were behind you 100%...

* The phone clicks off as M.K goes back to filling out the police report... *

(rofl!)

Did Kiddo read my previous post??? LOL
Me & an organized life go together like.....Jerry Hall & cream trifle.
btw I retrieved Kiddo's knife, from where I'd knocked it {not Kiddo} into the water...and I gave it to Kes to look after...as I don't like big, hunting knives.....
btw wb Zax* {{HUG}}

Well, this should be the jetty, but - ah - it's over there. Whew - nearly got lost! That would have been just about typical for me.
*Walks along shore to Jetty. It is deserted*
Damn! Press on. Peaceful says you must never despair, never give up. There is always hope.
Peaceful! I wish you were here. What are you doing? Why did you disappear?
Come on - Peaceful says to never lose sight of your goal.
Onwards. Next place is to go through the forest, then up to the Hilltop.
Maybe I'll meet Kiddo up there.
OK the forest is sort of West of Yapong camp, but from the Jetty, that will be about ...
Hmm ... Not quite South from here - the shoreline runs a bit West of South, the forest is
a bit more West, so ...
*looks at compass*
SSW it says, so SSW it is
*looks along that bearing*
Yes! I can see the forest.
Peaceful! Yoohoo! Anybody?

*flies behind Kes with pink lemur in tow* oh dear oh dear... I hope nothing happens to this fool while he's out by himself....

* M.K has an angelic look on his face... *

* ...whilst thinking up another insidious plan... *

*flutter
*flutter
*reads last post
*wince*

do you guys still need marshalls? if so, i'd like to volunteer.

* M.K rides up on his Quad-bike... *

Why certainly we do !!!

If you leave an email address, F.C or G.B will send you what's going to happen this week...

You'll find these attractive khaki uniforms in the boat...

M.K*

*looking at the quad*
do i get one of those? cool...
[email protected]
*puts on khaki uniform, wrinkles nose in distaste at the style*
hope you don't mind a few changes...
*gets out her trusty scissors and goes to work*

"e-mail her with next week's events?"
WHO NEVER GAVE ME A SCRIPT!
*Thinks: maybe I wasn't hard enough, maybe I tried to help them too much, maybe I saved too many lives, maybe I shouldn't have eaten that cream trifle after lunch...but then, I don't want to end up looking like Jerry Hall, do I?
*from the distance, a lone cat meows screechingly...

* M.K hands Darth the keys to a Quad-bike & a WAP phone... *

Don't press the trottle down too much, they have quite some kick !!!

We have rented, well quite a large, Villa on one of the resort Islands along this chain. Unfortunately we're only in a position to offer you the room with only a queensized bed, but I'm sure the stunning views more than makes up for slumming it so...

M.K*

Check your email GB...

Or leave the address here...

M.K*