h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*flutter of wings
Any champagne left, M.K*? {HIC!}

*Tweet turns up, wearing a bright blue swimsuit*
Hey guys
*hugs Zax*
Good to see you- we were beginning to think you'd never turn up.
Now, did I hear the clink of champagne glasses? Or are we poor castaways banned from this executive luxury?

Er...YES...

M.K*

* M.K is torn between hiding this last remaining Immunity Challenge Idol or seeing if the technical crew have finished the rest of the port & cigars... *

Well, I don't mind if I do !!!

* He says pulling up a sunlounge... *

*flutter of wings
"Hello Tweetie!"
*Hugs Tweetie
"How cool you look. And you are tanning nicely. Sorry you're now allowed champagne. {HIC} It's very wefwessshinnnnnn"
*collapses in a heap on the jetty at Zax's feet.

Well, as good as a fair lass from Scotland can look after constant Sun exposure...

* M.K switches on the radio, the B52's Rock Lobster plays merrily away... *

MK*

excuse me, but some of us are on the other side of the world, AND have to w*rk.

*wonders exactly what tweet is doing here when it is just about time for her to wake up over at the yapong base camp*

*shrugs shoulders and decides not to ask*

*writes in a beautiful twist of plot to keep her busy where she's supposed to be*




*smiles down at gb's crumpled form*

*turns to MK, taking a bit of the pheasant pate' and a fresh flute of wine*

why not just send your plan along to me, old man? wouldn't mind having a bit to read...
(i'll be sending you something tomorrow, btw)

*heads for the cabin for some shut-eye*

i'll be up in 8 hours. should be just about right for the exciting stuff.

Zax lifts Galaxy Babe to her feet.
Tweety puts a supportive arm around Babe's waist and walks off the Jetty with her.
"Come on, Babe. Let's go sit over here."
"Thank you Tweety! You're a good friend! I should have told M.K* that I am allergic to champagne!"

* M.K shrugs his shoulders... *

Gee, the nerve of some people, you pay them a good wage & you find out later their moonlighting elsewhere as well !!!

* M.K thinks of the last time Zax had a wicked plot idea... *

M.K*

*Enjoying the champagne and slightly worried incase the pate contains offal to which she is extremely allergic*
I take it that you have your reporter writing up a report on the weeks happenings in the game then already? Great! I will just carry on drinking and await the proof reading then.
shazzPRME

Hmmm, I'm getting a bad feeling from MK...
Nice warts BTW. (fake witch my ass).
*grabs a glass of champagne and raises her eyebrows at Matthew*
Don't mess

*Unobserved, a sealed bottle, which seems to contain a message, bobs slowly past the Jetty, close enough for only MK to reach ... if he looks*

*waking up in the cabin, Z decides to go in search of some fresh bubbly and maybe a dip in the crystal blue ocean*

mornin all...

tweet, don't forget we have the tribal council coming up...

*strips to the Body-Glove swim trunks and dives into the sea, slicing smoothly thru the water, then surfacing to backfloat near the yacht.*

hey Matt? where's that water ski?

* M.K looks up from from examining the new quad bikes that has been delivered so the marshalls can get around the Island in complete comfort... *

Hiyah Zax !

The waterski's are in the boat, yonder...

I wouldn't tire yourself out too much...remember we have game of mixed doubles with F.C & G.B over at the resort later. Just before we meet the Governor for dinner...

By the way, the jet-ski's are being delivered later...

M.K*

* M.K looks over to see Shazz well and truly 'bladdered' from drinking for hours... *

Well, we do have some reporters, but they appear to have gone AWOL !!!

We do however have an update section on the mainpage...

* M.K gets out the port from the locked drinks cabinet, residing on the jetty's deck. Well you have to have it handy... *

You can't leave Shazz without at least trying some of this fine vintage !!!

M.K*

* He sees William just arrive... *

Oh, here is our reporter. I'm sure he said he will put something together Shazz...

M.K*

*flutter of wings
Galaxy Babe lands wearing her brand new white tennis gear.
"Goes with the wings, don't you think?"
*twirls
"What time is the match? I'm warning you now, I've been practising!"
"OOOOOOH! Quad bikes! One for each Marshall! Cool! I can give my wings a rest now!"
*straddles quad bike.

Hi, I won't be needing a quad 'cos being the PS of Tea I can just appear.
Yeah I'll put something together and make it an entry (I'll post the link here) for Saturday. Full of the highs, the lows and the scandal.

* M.K sits at the long table near the Jetty seated beside some attractive young ladies, whilst eating from a large platter of seafood... *

Oh Hi G.B & William !!!

Why not join us !!!

Oh, these are my lovely new personal assistants, which I picked up in the resorts nightclub last night...

I thought it was awfully tiring work as the E.P, so I thought I would 'delegate' a few tasks...

* One of the young ladies proffers a freshly peeled prawn to M.K's mouth... *

Hmmm... Not bad !!!

William you might want to join us later for tennis as well...

* M.K sips from the champagne flute offered by the other 'assistant' *

By The Way William, F.C has 're-examined' our production funds and I can say with delight we've secured the Bridal Suite for you !!!

Just in case you get up to any funny business !!!

M.K*