h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This forum is simply a roll call for all members of the ASL and comrades in arms. If you wish to discuss the squirrel threat in detail then please go to the "Join the Revolution" forum.
However it would be helpful if all Anti-squirrel Warriors sign below to keep track of our member base.
Anyone is welcome to join or associate themselves with our cause. If they spend long enough in the other forum being smart and tactical then they may even be graded up to Cheif status and (eventually when I get round to it) mentioned on the main page.
Please all sign below with your name and details. If you a new here then type "Private" in current rank, you can change it if you move up. By simply leaving your name here you can offically call yourself and ASL member and fight the good fight.
I shall begin.

NAME: Sick Bob
RANK: Cheif of cheifs
OTHER TITLES: Freak, Ex-Zaphodista, Keeper of rubber gloves, fluffy handcuffs and the dark and nasty thoughs you never tell anyone about...
AGE: 18
LOCATION: Glasgow, Scotland
SPECIAL SKILLS: Shouting at people to make me cups of tea, leading full scale offensives, musical terrorism, propoganda, drinking (but not as good as Jed)
KNOWN WEAKNESS: Inabilty to sppel porperlyy

Reporting for duty!

alrighty then. my field is in intelligence; but we must always be ready to fight for our cause in cases of crisis.

NAME: anonymousalien ()
RANK: Chief Kicker of Lazy Bstrd
OTHER TITLES: The Cheshire Cat, The Alien...and i'm always open to new titles!
AGE: oh, bloody 'ell....16
LOCATION: NYC, USA
SPECIAL SKILLS: kicking Marvin, writing subversive essays, complaining about squirrels, watching people & animals unobtrusively and sending field reports back home -- er, you never heard that, move on...
KNOWN WEAKNESS: tendency to lose control when angry

submitting my services for whatever they're good for!

Can I have a job?

NAME: Good Angel
RANK: Private
OTHER TITLES: MuG, Freak, Keeper of skinny boys with cheekbones who wear mascara
AGE: 17
LOCATION: Glasgow, Scotland (in the middle of all the action, as it were)
SPECIAL SKILLS: remembering useless information, music terrorism (thanks Bob!) and not playing the guitar (I am to riffage what Rincewind is to wizardry)
KNOWN WEAKNESSES: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and bad balance

NAME: scruff
RANK: Chief dragon trainer
OTHER TITLES: Chief of welsh section (can I add chief of paranoia to my title also please Bob???)
AGE:16
LOCATION: Wales, up a bloody big hill!
SPECIAL SKILLS: gettin all worked up, stopping dragons eating the carpet, making stupid comments.
KNOWN WEAKNESS: FERRETS!!!!!

NAME: Rama
RANK: Chief Technologist
OTHER TITLES:
AGE: 25
LOCATION: Oxford, England
SPECIAL SKILLS: Design and creation of ASL weaponry, vehicles and other doodads
KNOWN WEAKNESS:

Good Angel - with your useless information retrieval ability how about joining our Intelligence Group. Check with Sick Bob for more details.

Ta Rama, I will make sure my 'skills' (if you can call them that) are put to good use. xxx

Ta Rama, I will make sure my 'skills' (if you can call them that) are put to good use. xxx

twice

(sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry)

Stand down Scruff,

Your dragons need you.

Rama

You should join our intelligence division Good Angel. You may bring some intelligence to it.








...or maybe not.

Well from the level of information we get at the moment nothing could be an improvement.

Rama

HEY! just what are you implying?

NAME: Hezher
RANK: Squirrel Antagonist
OTHER TITLES: P.S. of Choholics, Keeper of Chocolate, Muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate
AGE: 15 (BUT ONLY FOR 3 MORE WEEKS YAY!)
LOCATION: Loughborough, England
SPECIAL SKILLS: The ability to attract squirrel war dances on my fence
KNOWN WEAKNESS: The inability to sleep through said squirrel war dances

NAME:Jed (My true identity must remain secret at all times..I'm being hunted by the CIA after i blew up a squirrel infiltrated CIA stronghold...back in my SAS days)
RANK: Chief Mad Drunken Warrior (and Defacto head of InSec...a title used mostly for purges and the fact that it makes my door plaque bigger than everyone elses)
OTHER TITLES:Keeper of things lost down the back of Sofas
AGE:736 (going on 17)
LOCATION: Herts England (but highly mobile due to being on the run from the CIA)
SPECIAL SKILLS:Can down a Yard of Vindaloo sauce...immune to pain (when drunk enough)...can drink more than any other ASL member (although our fearless leader is getting closer everytime) and the ability to vomit in a style very reminiscent of Jackson Pollock (guess who's been watching Red Dwarf recently )
KNOWN WEAKNESSES:Hangovers......its an occupational hazard

NAME: Trah Ekim
RANK: Private
OTHER TITLES: T.B. Felsename, STERCUSSTERCUSSTERCUSMORITUSSUM!!!!, for more follow the link on my intro page
AGE: 20
LOCATION: Brum, UK
SPECIAL SKILLS: sdrawkcab epyt ot elba gnieb, being able to sleep all day & then... carry on sleeping all night
KNOWN WEAKNESS: poor memory, being indecisive, poor memory, actually ive changed my mind about being indecisive, oh and poor memory

Intelligence is my forte, I've forgotten more about espionage than most of you will ever know, obviously this means that i can no longer remember any of it

If you live in Birmingham then stalk King Adora for me. I will pay. I'm desperate, man!

im all booked up on the stalking front at the moment

Damn!

allo:

Name: 2legs
age: 25
Location: Curently Manchester, also Suffolk, Norfolk Cambridgeshire and whereever inteligence gathering takes me
Rank: Overlord of squirrel observation

Weakness: ale, vodka wisky ozzo pernod brandy stout especially guiness, anything alcoholic really
Hmm, anything else i should put ere?

should ave said other weaknesss is speling and hang on i'll get it, ah yes: forgetfulness also.
And, name, other than 2legs: agent 42.