Lair of the Cheshire Cat
You may have noticed that my "name" is anonymousalien. If you have, I heartily commend you on your powerful observation skills. If you haven't, don't worry, I didn't either for several weeks.
Now, you may be asking, "What does 'anonymousalien' have to do with the Cheshire Cat?" (You may also be asking, "Why the heck is this person assuming what I may or may not be thinking or doing?", but I assure you that this question is entirely irrelevant.) In answer to the original question (so you should be feeling free to ignore everything I type in parentheses, including this. I mean it. IGNORE WHATEVER IS IN PARENTHESES! You're not ignoring this, are you? You know, if you keep reading all this junk I so thoughtfully surrounded by parentheses, you're going to hopelessly lose track of the few relevant things I'm typing, by which I mean those words typed outside of parentheses, by which I mean not this. But you already have lost track of the world outside of parentheses, haven't you? Well, there's no one you can blame but yourself. I did warn you. Now, let's continue with the real sentence), as far as I am concerned, we are all anonymous aliens. Especially the Cheshire Cat. How else could that ever-grinning feline vanish at will? Extraterrestrial, no doubt about it. And as I am the Cheshire Cat (yes, I am, dangit! Don't contradict me! And for the love of God, stop reading within the parentheses!), I must by extension be yet another anonymous alien.
Of course, I'm not quite anonymous, having already established myself as being the Cheshire Cat. A mere technicality, I assure you. Occasionally, I'm also known as Pouvoir Casser, and kaydee falls. But none of these are the name by which I am generally called, you understand. So I remain anonymous.
::grins widely and vanishes::
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