A Conversation for The Squirrel Conspiracy
The ASL needs YOU!
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jan 16, 2003
yeeeeeeeeey new person new person!!! we got a new person!!! here have some vodka!
scruff X
The ASL needs YOU!
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Feb 5, 2003
My God!
I have been in exile for many a month, fighting the good fight against many an evil foe, some rodent, some not. I am so pleasantly surprised to see that the ASL is still going.
How goes the war, scruff? Your general has returned a tad confused.
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RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391! Posted Feb 5, 2003
Sorry I dont drink, but I do love knockin off squirrls.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 5, 2003
These are indeed trubbled, and rodant filled times, and I'm somewhat confussed at the current time, due to an attack on my person, resulting in my head being directly hit by several loads of acorns 
The ASL needs YOU!
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Feb 6, 2003
welcome back to our glorious chief and leader (althouth they might mean the same thing but i just don't know anything for sure anymore) yes from what i remember whilst in my vodka induced stupor that has lasted the last few months the ASL has indeed been steady as a rock, that kind of sways a bit but that might have been the vodka. yes quiet, but steady. however i think it's time to gather the troops and return the ASL to it's former squirrel crushing glory.
Now for someone who hasn't constructed a real sentance for some time this has been a long and tiring speech. excuse me while i collapse
scruff X
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 7, 2003
The ASL must surely shortly return to full glory and incept the ASL's high life as such that it may be, I think I've got concusion 
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Feb 9, 2003
bloody squirrels
stuffed into barrels
rolled down a hill
with an unfriendly carol
where is the rhyme scheme
its just a sil-ly dream
especially as barrells, squirrels and carol don'r rhyme
its a crime
i can't write poems
so I'm gonna go and eat a squirrel instead
oh yes
he's back..and he's more intermittent than ever...
I am the one true saviour (although of what exactly remains to be seen)
oh...and its your round
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Feb 11, 2003
o.k what's everybody having then?
scruff X
p.s bob's paying
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Feb 11, 2003
guinness...extra cold...and a wee shot a tequi on the the side
and packet of pork scratchings
acutally...better make that two
of everything
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 11, 2003
I'll have the same as them!`
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Feb 12, 2003
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm guiness...................*glazes over*
The ASL needs YOU!
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Feb 13, 2003
& I'll have a worthy with a vodka chaser, while I smoke one of the free cigars sent to me by the nice company that sponsor the greatest formular 1 team in the world*
*that would be the yellow ones based at silverstone
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Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Feb 17, 2003
"Bob's paying" ?!! Eh? Am I? Oh well, I suppose I have made some money working ridiculous shifts recently. The next rounds yours tho.
i'm having a double vodka, russian import, neat on the rocks, as per usual. Too many of them last night. Woke up on my friends couch and couldn't remember how i got there.
Damn squirrels.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Feb 18, 2003
jesus, the little b*stards are taking people's memories now aswel. this calls for immediate action...............right after i drink this guiness.....sorry what was i talking about?
scruff X
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Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome' Posted Feb 27, 2003
damn blond norwegian (squirrel) bastards never liked Amnesiac that much anyway bloody scandanavian b*stard... sorry, you were saying?
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Feb 28, 2003
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The ASL needs YOU!
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 4, 2003
I WANT TO KILL THE LITTLE *******'S! STUPID SQUIRRELS WRECKED OUR LAST HOME!
Can I join?
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 11, 2003
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!! you can SO join.
i just came back from New York. They're everywhere!! everywhere i tell u!! i forgot who's in charge of that area but YOU POOR SOD!!!!
SCRUFF x
i need pics
Researcher 225577 Posted Apr 23, 2003
i need to find a pic of a monkey fighting a squirrel wearing a clown hat do any of u have one?
i need pics
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Apr 30, 2003
Damn those clown squirrels....so hard to catch on camera (lets just say I can't help you but I feel your pain)
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- 41: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Jan 16, 2003)
- 42: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (Feb 5, 2003)
- 43: RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391! (Feb 5, 2003)
- 44: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 5, 2003)
- 45: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Feb 6, 2003)
- 46: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 7, 2003)
- 47: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Feb 9, 2003)
- 48: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Feb 11, 2003)
- 49: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Feb 11, 2003)
- 50: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 11, 2003)
- 51: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Feb 12, 2003)
- 52: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Feb 13, 2003)
- 53: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (Feb 17, 2003)
- 54: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Feb 18, 2003)
- 55: Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome' (Feb 27, 2003)
- 56: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Feb 28, 2003)
- 57: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 4, 2003)
- 58: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 11, 2003)
- 59: Researcher 225577 (Apr 23, 2003)
- 60: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Apr 30, 2003)
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