h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This room is to be used for discussion of up and coming ASL missions.

At the moment the mission is to get our illustrious leader back to freedom. Sign in below if you want to take part in the mission.

Rama (codename: H)

Scruff chief of.......oh you know the rest. reporting for duty! Who else is in and what's the plan?

Right then Scruff,

It looks like it's just you and me. How many dragons are fighting fit and ready to go?

The plan is to enter via the water system disguised as Squirrel Guards using a morphing body suit that's been created in the labs. I have 4 sets of dragon sized suits and a number of human ones.

Once inside team A team to start some kind of diversion whilst Team B rescues Private Cyclops .

Secondary objectives: Capture any Squirrel scientist we find, obtain any documents about what the Squirrels are doing in the lab and if possible destroy the lab, just in case.

Scruff, do you want to be the diversionary team leader or the extraction team leader?

Rama (Codename: H)

Rama, I think I better offer my talents for help here, what with already being cleverly disguised as a Squirrel and all.
Private Squirrel reporting for duty SAH!

Right then,

Private Squirrel, I would like you to infltrate ahead of the main force and get an OP (Observation post) set up. This should allow us to work out the best time to strike and also where in the complex Private Cyclops is.

Rama (Codename: H)

WIll do, on my way

Come in Private Squirrel, this is Big Bad Wolf.

Please update us on your progress

hey, hows about I help with the Intelligenc and tactical side of thid mission, in say a nice lead lined concreete bunker, miles away from the action?

Do you need any more people for the extraction team? I'll supply my own guns and I've been waiting for a chance to see combat since I joined up.

I've got a whole squad of about 8 newly trained dragons raring to go. I'm up for extraction, Fred looks like you're with me. wanna get u'rself a rubber easy wipe suit, those squirrel brains can be a bas**rd to get out of clothes.

When do we leave?

well grab your buckets and spades and uh......hang on no that's wrong...i obviously meant grab your guns, exploding nuts (*ahem*) and any other interesting squirrel destruction devices u may own, get u'rself into one of Rama's desguise suits and if it's alright with Rama we'll be off.

Rama agent scruff and agent Fred requesting permission to leave sah!

*hiss, crackle, hiss*
Hello, is this thing on? Okay guys, we've got about 15 armed skwerl guards outside, the base looks a lot like the shield generator from the Return of the Jedi, will try to get inside using my natural charm and good manners, wish me luck....
Private Squirrel out.
*hiss crackle hiss*

charm and good manners!!? Fred! be at the ready we may have to get in there quicker than we thought!

It's kinda hard to get there from this side of the Atlantic.... um.... anything I can help with?
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Okay then troops,

Fred & Scruff - Wait for the signal and then head straight for where Private Cyclops is being held. Don't stop to look around, just get in and out.

Private Squirrel - We still need to find exactly where they are holding Cyclops, please infiltrate further and let us know ASAP.

Myself and Private Falsename will be creating the diversion by assaulting the front of the base.

Anonymousalien - You could try a side diversion by launching an offensive of your own againt the North American Squirrel Confederacy. This may draw the attention of the Squirrel leaders away from use and divert their efforts or re-inforcements.

This plan will be going ahead on wednesday, 4pm GMT, so start getting ready troops.

At ease,

Rama (Codename: H)

*Stands to attention*
SIR!

Smiley,

Could you join the extraction team of Scruff and Fred.

Okay all, what equipment is needed before we go?

Rama (Codename: H)

Yes SIR!

*hiss, crackle, hiss*
Well, I'm inside, I just offered the guards a few pokemon cards (who knew?) and I got in no worries. Am proceeding through the building now, will keep you posted, oh look, a coffee machine......