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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 1, 2003
where's christopher? i'm sure he'd like to fight a squirrel and i'm sure we can capture one and humiliate it by painting it's face and putting a clown hat on it and making it throw custard pies at it's self! yeeeeeeeey
scruff X
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted May 6, 2003
Christopher is currently touring the states with his monkey rock band..i gave him six months leave in the hope that it'll get him off that monkeycrack. He's only playing in seedy bars (he's actually personally scouting each once for the presence of the elusive seeds before he agrees to it). LAtest report indicate that he has already killed several hundred squirrels in a rather messy incident in tallahassee involving three watermelons and a dying squid...he wouldn't give me any details though.
I give him my love support, respect and honour to the very end
Although I think he needs to get a new bass player
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 7, 2003
yeah love to christopher man.....Christopher if you ever read this, we love you man
scruff X
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Marvin the (forgetful, paranoid, and lazy) Robot who is a member of the ASL, the MTPAFC (or what ever it was called before it be Posted May 10, 2003
been operating as sleeper agent among the evil fuzzy ones but back now, anything new or exciting going on?
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 11, 2003
uuuuuum we all got drunk then Bob bought a round then i decided there's far too many squirrels in new york then the subject of christopher came up. dunno about anyone else but i'm certainly on the edge of my seat.
scruff X
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Jun 7, 2003
ow
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jun 8, 2003
i didn't mean that in a bad way! anyway i've been on a detox and am now feeling refreshed and alcohol free and up for some actual squirrel mashing. anyone with me?
scruff X
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Marvin the (forgetful, paranoid, and lazy) Robot who is a member of the ASL, the MTPAFC (or what ever it was called before it be Posted Jun 10, 2003
sure, why not?
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Marvin the (forgetful, paranoid, and lazy) Robot who is a member of the ASL, the MTPAFC (or what ever it was called before it be Posted Sep 26, 2003
so now I'm in the place where the squirrels are cuter the the girls and more aggresive then the boys. and they certainly are aggresive
marv
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 2, 2003
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i moved to london and there's like literally millions of squirrels on the uni campus and get this.....they KNOW i'm a member of the ASL, they keep giving me these sly little looks. And there's this one that follows me! it actually follows me! what am i gonna do!
scruff X
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 16, 2004
Guess you've all been busy 
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 17, 2004
lol what exactly do you mean by busy.......does it involve playstation 2's cos if it does then yes i've been reeeeeal busy.
and oh oh summer meets in london? dude i might actually get to go to one? you are talking about this year's right? woohoo?
scruff x
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Big Al: The World Is Like and Aardvark Posted Jul 21, 2004
New recruit signing up !
NAME: Big (and thin - like a twig) Al
RANK: Private
OTHER TITLES: Suggestions?
AGE: 21 sir
LOCATION: Aberdeen, Scotland
SPECIAL SKILLS: excellent as disguising myself as a stick and fooling the enemy into thinking I am a weapon. I can turn quickly on them, but only the infantry. Never tackled any higher ranked squirrels.
KNOWN WEAKNESS: Far too lazy and tired. Oh, and need to constantly eat!
Proud to be serving.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 21, 2004
*sallutes at the new recruit 
I think I thought I saw a squirril a few days ago... Looked heavily armed...
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Big Al: The World Is Like and Aardvark Posted Jul 22, 2004
I thought i saw a squirrel too, also heavily armed. Maybe they're mobilising?
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Big Al: The World Is Like and Aardvark Posted Jul 22, 2004
I thought I saw a squirrel too, also heavily armed. Maybe they're mobilising?
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jul 26, 2004
*salutes new recruit*
hey, i'm the chief dragon trainer here at the asl feel free to pick yourself one, they're all a bit flabby and out of training and a fair few of them are still on detoxes from when the entire asl went on a vodka binge. oh and they like to eat the carpet. but other than that they're great.
scruff X
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 27, 2004
*makes a pot of 
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Big Al: The World Is Like and Aardvark Posted Jul 27, 2004
Thanks, can I call him Burnie? And any chanec of a cuppa while you're making?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 27, 2004
*pours out tea for everyone
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- 61: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 1, 2003)
- 62: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (May 6, 2003)
- 63: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 7, 2003)
- 64: Marvin the (forgetful, paranoid, and lazy) Robot who is a member of the ASL, the MTPAFC (or what ever it was called before it be (May 10, 2003)
- 65: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 11, 2003)
- 66: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Jun 7, 2003)
- 67: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Jun 8, 2003)
- 68: Marvin the (forgetful, paranoid, and lazy) Robot who is a member of the ASL, the MTPAFC (or what ever it was called before it be (Jun 10, 2003)
- 69: Marvin the (forgetful, paranoid, and lazy) Robot who is a member of the ASL, the MTPAFC (or what ever it was called before it be (Sep 26, 2003)
- 70: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Oct 2, 2003)
- 71: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 16, 2004)
- 72: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 17, 2004)
- 73: Big Al: The World Is Like and Aardvark (Jul 21, 2004)
- 74: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 21, 2004)
- 75: Big Al: The World Is Like and Aardvark (Jul 22, 2004)
- 76: Big Al: The World Is Like and Aardvark (Jul 22, 2004)
- 77: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Jul 26, 2004)
- 78: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 27, 2004)
- 79: Big Al: The World Is Like and Aardvark (Jul 27, 2004)
- 80: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 27, 2004)
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