h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here is some cyandide-coated peanuts, go feed 'em to the squirrels.

And do so singing to the whistful ballards of one Tom Leher

"So if sunday you're free, why don't you come with me?
and we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two.
while we poisoning the pigeons in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment
except for the few we take home to...EXPERIMENT
My pulse will be quickenin' with each drop of strychannine
While we are poisoning pigeons in the park!"



Clive




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I acutally did the song a few days ago. It was sunday and I was in the park. do you know the other Tom Leher songs? I've memorized almost all

I always rememebr the ode to the apocalypse..'cos we will all go together when we go' etc

good plan. sing the squirrels to death! I shall choose the welsh national anthem as it is lethal to all animals except rugby fans.
mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i miiiiiiii!...........

I've got most of 'em on CD. Fav's are: Irish Ballad, I hold your hand in mine, The Elements, Poisoning pigeons We will all go together when we go and the Masochism Tango.

ARGH...must run around house on a hunt for my Dad's lehrer tapes and Vinyl...i completely forgot the Masochism Tango

ARGH...must run around house on a hunt for my Dad's lehrer tapes and Vinyl...i completely forgot the Masochism Tango

ARGH...must run around house on a hunt for my Dad's lehrer tapes and Vinyl...i completely forgot the Masochism Tango

times three

I have them all on CD, the new colection that came out I think it was last year. All of his music on a 3 cd colection. I highly recomend it. We got to Leher because of the line "and maybe we'll do in a squirl or 2" from poisoning pigions in the park. Does that answeer your question? I think I may go to wales next year. Recomend anything to see in Cardiff?

funny, your father is a lehrer fan too? haven't heard any of his songs in years though…

I don't even know what any of uz lot is going on about. Cardiff?? go watch the rugby in the millenium stadium mun! or there's plenty of squirrels about if you feel like doing some squirrel snyping.

How could anyone not like Leher?

My thoughts exactly

Rama here, codename: H

Designing and building Anti-Squirrel weaponry is what I do best and I'd like to offer my services in the name of the ASL cause.

They took my family and forest but they'll never take my nuts. Little squirrel B****RS!!!!

*Dons his white coat and starts tinkering with various pieces of equipment*

awwwwwww he's got a white coat and he tinkers! can we keep him bob? can we can we? pleeeeeeease can we? and enough with the lehrer(????) stuff already i have no idea what u r talking about!

Tom Leher is an american satirical composer who is/was a math teacher. He is still alive but tries to convince people he is dead to cut down on fan mail (he's that sort of guy). I recomend his music highly.

marv

Right,

new on the market - a patented AST Squirrel Homing Missile.

Shoulder launched, tracks the cute furriness through multiple tree hazards before exploding with a 20KG charge of SemTex.

The only weakness we've found during testing is when a squirrel throws a ribbit into the flight path. The missile is confused by the furriness and explodes on the rabbit instead of the squirrel.

Good fun though. More to come.

H

I like it..I'll take three..and one for Christopher (assuming they are safe for Monkey Butlers...its an important consideration in a war like ours).

Bit large for a Monkey Butler, however I'll modify one so that's it's got a stand and monkey butler sized seat for firing.

H