A Conversation for The Squirrel Conspiracy
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 17, 2002
We were looking for Cyclops, but we decided to drink heavily. I don't have a clue where he went to. I'll have a cocktail please plastic squirrel.
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Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest Posted Apr 17, 2002
Bottle of Jim Beam, 4 bottles of Hoegarden, 3 bottles of Australian red, some Jack Daniels, tequila, etc., etc.
Well, that's enough of me, anyone else want anything?
Rama
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 18, 2002
i could try and not be predictable for once and have something other than vodka................but that would just be pointless
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 18, 2002
Well I never offered any cocktails around, but I'll make 'em anyway 
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Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome' Posted Apr 28, 2002
THEY'VE TAKEN MY DRINKING PRIVELEGES AWAY! THEY'RE BANNING ME FROM THE PUB! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 29, 2002
ok, what did you do?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 29, 2002
hey, has ne 1 seen ice age, u you just gotta love that squirrel
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 29, 2002
Love a squirrel? It is probably propoganda. It may have been a Red Squirrel or one of their ancestors though. Aren't they meant to be on our side sometimes?
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anonymousalien Posted May 9, 2002
yes, the red squirrels are our allies. we are fighting the grey squirrels. the black squirrels are close enough to being grey. and the purple squirrels with the green polka dots are -- er, never mind those. i have them taken care of.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 10, 2002
and did u see these polka dot squirrels after a prolonged drinking session per chance?
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anonymousalien Posted May 16, 2002
erm...."yes."
perchance.
like i said, they've been taken care of.
--the
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 28, 2002
picks at spiderwebs forming on her good self. do ya think we should mebbe do something soon guys?
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Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted May 28, 2002
Good idea. The size of text on my computer suddenly changed to really really small for no reason last week and has put me off posting since I have to squint to read what I type. Hence the short disapearance. I beleive this may have been caused by squirrel hackers trying to detroy communication on this forum...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 29, 2002
The exact opposite has happened to be, all the web text i look at has increased to about 16-22pt in size. I blame badly written, by skwerls, websites, the ones that mess with ur browser
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Balthazar Posted Jun 28, 2002
You have my support! I pledge to help you rid the free (and not-so-free) world of the small, gray menace. i live in south wales, where some people call our henious enimy "tree- rats"
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jun 28, 2002
Ive recently been to scotland, where theres a cat called sqirrel, admitedly in gaelic, which is quite funny as the're both small evil creatures
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jun 28, 2002
cool wales!!! welcome, pull up a vodka..........hang on wait does that mean i'm not single handedly fighting against the squirrels of wales anymore. awwwwwww I kinda liked the power.
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- 841: Fred Smith (Apr 17, 2002)
- 842: Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest (Apr 17, 2002)
- 843: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 18, 2002)
- 844: Smilodon (Apr 18, 2002)
- 845: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 18, 2002)
- 846: anonymousalien (Apr 21, 2002)
- 847: Xenophe (Apr 25, 2002)
- 848: Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome' (Apr 28, 2002)
- 849: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 29, 2002)
- 850: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 29, 2002)
- 851: Fred Smith (Apr 29, 2002)
- 852: anonymousalien (May 9, 2002)
- 853: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 10, 2002)
- 854: anonymousalien (May 16, 2002)
- 855: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 28, 2002)
- 856: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (May 28, 2002)
- 857: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (May 29, 2002)
- 858: Balthazar (Jun 28, 2002)
- 859: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jun 28, 2002)
- 860: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Jun 28, 2002)
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