A Conversation for The Squirrel Conspiracy

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Post 821

Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome'

It's the Goth i'm worried about. He's young and impressionable.

Cyclops, please explain the situation for the good of the rest of the ASL. It hurts me too much to talk about it...

smiley - angel


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Post 822

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

smiley - erm?


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Post 823

Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c

You'd just complain about my choice of wording. smiley - blue Sorry.

Anyway, I'm not supposed to be replying considering I am supposedly currently imprisoned by Primord and her ninja skwerl goons.

...or something smiley - huh


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Post 824

simply scruff singing a rainbow

i bwoke the cofee machine smiley - sadface


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Post 825

Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome'

damn! smiley - sadface
don't worry darlin we can get another

ok, i am in love with someone (unrequited, natch, although there's debates about this) and the object of my affection likes squirrels, is incredibly hyper, and the Goth is his best mate. He's also a rather important person within unofficial ASL headquarters, so we're suspicious of subversion from within. I fear the Hippy may also be involved (and he's the damn president of our headquarters!): i did witness the Hippy duelling with the Goth on the back green with big branches. i think the Goth is on our side, but how long this will last i do not know. After all, he is a HippyGoth. Waaaaaaaaah!

Medication will be dispensed to those with brain ache.

GA smiley - angel


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Post 826

Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome'

oh, and paul squeaks REALLY high pitched when you tickle him or annoy him in any way. Squeak is in fact his other name.


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Post 827

Fred Smith

smiley - headhurts Goth, hippy, hippygoth, squirrels?< These squirrel spies seem to get everywhere. I hope they don't try anything.


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Post 828

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

play duran duran at people, ive found that people who like skwerls, normally, hate it. That should help u find skwerl sympatisers


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Post 829

Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest

A better test is to play Barry Manilow. Squirrels and sypathisers love him.

Rama


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Post 830

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

oh, I was taking my inspiration from the Inquisition, where you effectively torture people till the admit their guilt


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Post 831

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I think u guys (and gals) should see this, they're trying to indoctrinate our childre during that crucial 5-10yo stage
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/viewitem.php3?gameid=1303


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Post 832

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

smiley - yikes What can we do about this?


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Post 833

simply scruff singing a rainbow

have a drink fool. anyone wanna lend a hand looking for cyclops? he was in the sheep shearing room but now we dunno where he's gone to


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Post 834

Xenophe

I wanna join a revolution and devote my life to ridding the land of the quirrel curse


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Post 835

simply scruff singing a rainbow

oh my god there's quirrels too!!! we're doomed i tell u doomed!


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Post 836

Smilodon

quirels...highly menacing...


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Post 837

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

You don't mean Professor Quirrel from that book that I haven't read, or the movie that I haven't seen either cos I'm much too old to like that sort of thing you know, do you?


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Post 838

simply scruff singing a rainbow

anyone found cyclops yet?


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Post 839

simply scruff singing a rainbow

coz he might be under the soffa if no-one's looked there yet


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Post 840

Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest

Ahh, buggrit,

Cocktail anyone?


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