h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm lazy, you can't steal my job damne it.

Marv

I'm sorry Marvin for treading on your turf. By the way it is nice turf. Looks like real grass.
As almighty Chief of cheif's I have a right to do such things but I should only in emergency situations as I like to be a fair and honest leader. (<quiet giggling in background&gt

I would also like to say hi (again) to my good angel. Welcome to the ASL. I'm glad that you wish to join the madness. Come, let us rule the universe as father and s...er no that's wrong, Master and appren... no, ANGEL and BSTRD, no okay just friends, but we shall destroy all our enemies and rule all. (okay maybe just a few net forums but it's a start.)

*cowers behind dragon*

good idea, cowering is

Please do not cower, this is not the action of proud Anti-squirrel Warriors. I'm not even trying to be scary (ooh wait till I do.)
I love you all (why do think I'm always so tired) and we should get back to work. I will not steal others posts any more. Although I am currently delaying the next ASL home page update untill I've mastered guide ML and can do a better job of it all.
It'll look much better when it's finished and will contain everyone.

I thankyou, I thankyou.

but I don't wanna fight, its summer break!

grumble

marv

hey, if sick bob is taking marvin's job and being lazy, then does my authority to kick the lazy one get transferred to him?

wait, hold on. ::kicks marvin:: do ya think the squirrels are taking a summer break? do ya? do ya? huh? huh? if they aren't taking one, then neither can we!

....hey, maybe that's where they all went. on vacation.

Do we have a head of Insec?
I don't know why..but i find the urge for added responsibility (and the ability to perform..ahem..purges)..and also claimed to be the head of Insec in another forum leading off the ASL page (which our reconnaisance men had failed to notice for a long time...I worry about the state of our defences at times like this..it could just have easily been a squad of squirrel sappers come to undermine and destory our stronghold).
Anyway..I'd like to add head of Internal Security to my role within the League (although it will be secondary to my chief title...that of being Drunk, mad and declaring war). I mean..for all i know someone else could already be in this position..but I'd really like it if nobody is...if only because of the access i'd get to everybody's secret personal data files. mwah har har

*stops cowering* I'd just like to inform u all that i can no longer be head of wales for the next six weeks as i am not in wales i am in england. @ntz is the only other person in the league that happens to be positioned in wales and so, with the permission of Bob I am handing down my duty's to him, even though he can never get his slow ass to a computer. *ahem* he will continue to report through my good self via post dragon until such a time he can be bothered to get his sorry hide to a computer.
peace out
scruff

Alright, I saw lots of road kill today, some of it was our enemies. I can't spell the name of the furry ones so I'm going to look for other ways to refer to THEM

Do you think that the Squirrels have a presence in the world of IT.

Well I support SQL databases and I've heard people refer to SQL as Squirrel.

On No, maybe they're controlling me even now. Aaaahhhhh

/*Runs out the door, down the road and into the pub*/

Rama

uh oh. i think our nerves are getting to us. i really think everyone should just calm down. now let's all join hands......

With all this panic, an Insec department may be more danger than good. Just look at Rama, obviously a brave warrior for our cause but who almost turned against themself back there. Imagine if that was someone's job. Thank Bob for pubs, they give us somewhere to cool down and calm ourselves.



Lets all go to the pub. We could do with a drink.



PS. If there is a meeting in Scotland I might go (I heard that London went well but it was to far to travel.) See any of you there that wish to come.

I was already there...nice to bump into Rama..or rather..he bumped into me..thusly spilling one of my pints a little..which incurred my wrath momentarily until i recognised him..which earned him the half spilled pint. I always have a second in reserve anyway..so that didn't matter. Anyway..yeah..sure..you can all come over...although obviously i expect a drink from each of you...you b*stards (how much of a word do you have to censor for it to be considered censored..is my current question in my ongoing war of pushing moderation boundaries). And be careful of the old man in the corner...he's been there a long time (i think they don't even kick him out)...i don't think he's noticed his dog is dead yet...we had him stuffed last week...in the position of licking his nuts...he never says anything (the man..not the dog) except to order his drink...(when he says simply 'the usual') and to do dodgy impressions of Darth Vader to anyone who cares to listen..and many who don't...'I am your father' often scares people.....who knows why..anyway...come on over...mines a stella

unless you live in a nation with more squirrels then pubs, in which case things get scr'w'd up. Lets see if that counts as a censored version. I took out all the vowels

y's b't 'f y'' t'k' ''t 'll th' v'w'ls n'b'dy c'n t'll wh't y''r s'y'ng. hmmmm now that was a pointless yet strangely fun exercise. Mines a bud

W'll d'n' Scr'ff,

N'w 'nt'-squ'rr'l c'd' t' b' 's'd b' 'll 'nd'rc'v'r 'p'r't'v's.

R'm'

h'y R'm' ' 'nd'rst'nd y''. th's c''ld b' h'ghly 's'f'll 'f 'v'r'b'dy 'nd'rst'nds. but now it's giving me a headache

ahhhh, back on my native squirrel-stomping turf. Whoever's in charge of Scotland squirrel-monitering operations: I'm impressed, the few bastards my monkeys could catch were scrawny specimens who claimed to know nothing of any plot. Of course, a few minutes with the monkeys wrang the information out of them, but still impressive

i wish i could say the same for the welsh gits. a cheeky bunch of b*stards if i ever i saw some - wich i have.