h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you want a bird who eats raw meat (and only raw meat) to lead you the way.
Or a person who pretends to be an actor who can imitate Sean Connery. (Who does he think he is)

Waht you need is a man with the vision and power to open the door to new quadrants in the Galaxy.
A man who knows it way, wiht a vice who is a general and protects you from evil.

Soon you will see our statement and yor choice is made.

(we are a little grazy, but aren't we all)

On the other hand, do you want a leader with connections in organised crime?

*Peregrin thinks for a while*
Well actually it does have certain appeal.

Why not have a leader who keeps the magpie problem at bay?

Everybody has connections with organised crime (they're called the POLICE)

So, the election will be won by people who have connections with Unorganised crime, such as the assasination of Demon Drawer I am planning in an unorganised way...

BB and I counted you a friend.

Et tu BB.

Be carefull DD when you are running for president you never know who your friends are.
Just a warning form another candidate.

Hey Don, are you aware you can't spell. I've been looking at a lot of your posts here.
How many people what an illiterate MOB boss running h2g2?
I don't.

Dirk

P.S. Just becuase I bash Don Alfredo doesn't mean I hate him.

Men, men, men...typical for all the other's running for the president to be men...

OK...I really should'nt have said that out loud...

E Fenny is not a man. If I were you I'd check your facts.

Also my running mate is female so my team like your is representative of both genders.

I was on about the presidents...

...and she's running for vice...which isn't the same...not quite....

*sighs*

I will never speak again............

.....typing however is another matter..

I hate to point this out Dirk... but your post wasn't exactly s/p mistakes free!
shazzPRME

Respectfully, the Peregrin/Bluebottle campaign is representative of every type of people: those from the Isle of Wight and those who aren't. How more representative can you get?

And DD, I am out for revenge. You once spelt Bluebottle without a capital B!

*GL enters with Pierrot, a Norwegian Blue Parrot and official spokesbird for The Celery.*

Hello, I am the Liason to The Celery and this is Pierrot, his official spokesbird. He has asked me to bring greeting to his opponents and to tell you that he considers mud slinging a waste of good soil. (Actually, he quoted the old saying: he who slings mud, loses ground). Anyway, he wished to pass on his best wishes to those candidates here:

Peregrine.
Pierrot: Aaaaawk, Bird brain.

Er, please excuse Pierrot - he can be a bit outspoken at times.
Pierrot! Watch what you say

Demon Drawer.
Pierrot: Aaaaawk, Hellion.
Pierrot, keep quiet!

Eomando.
Pierrot: Aaaaawk, Scrabble head.
*sigh*

Don Alfredo.
Pierrot: Aaaaawk, Hitman

Bluebottle.
Pierrot: Aaaaawwwk, Full of Acorns.

Well, I think that covers all of the candidates here. Good luck to you all.
Pierrot, what got into you? We were supposed to present a squeaky-clean image here ...

EVERY type of person. That is a rather insular statement BB. I think you may have disillusioned the non-Isle of Wright electoerate or approx 54,000 voters. Me and Joanna are however very represnetitive. Male/Female, Gay/Straight, Ethnically even with a diversity in Ages.



I only used the capital B for Bottle because you are never called Bb in forums.

Yes, you talk about representing a wide range of researchers, but do you represent H2G2 itself? The Celery and his running mate Dolores A. Webjello, are entities that were created on H2G2 and they have lived here all their lives. In fact, their lives depend on the smooth running of h2g2. And they are *always* here. They never sleep, they are never cut-off by a flaky ISP, they are even here when h2g2 is unavailable to researchers.

So, not only do they represent h2g2 researchers, they represent h2g2 itself. Who better to look out for your interests than someone who is always here? And who better to watch over h2g2 than someone whose life depends on it? Your interests are their self-interests.

*Can't wait to see just what kind of chaos forums with several candidates frequenting them are in*

This is my kind of election!

Stayed tuned then.

And it is absolutely NOT true about The Celery and Suzy Creamcheese. Our candidate is an UPRIGHT candidate.

Asteroid Lil
~Spin Doctor to Campaign Celery-Webjello 2000~

Intriguing! Do continue please Lil!!
shazzPRME

On the issue of representing h2g2 - DD and Joanna have only been on since December. Peregrin & I have both been on for well over a year, joining H2G2 within the first month. We have been on longer, have had more experience, and so know it better, seeing how it has developed more.

And A Fish Called Honda, who I represent, was created on H2G2 by Mayor Fenny, and is his unique identity.