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What do you want.
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 7, 2000
I hope he stays on our side.
But what am I worried about? There's, uh, nothing Styx could get on our squeaky-clean candidate.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 7, 2000
Of course not. Should we use this new information as blackmail, or as ammo for mud-slinging?
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Styx the Rat Posted Jul 7, 2000
*glowing red eyes seen through ajar closet door*
There's skellingtons in here.
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 7, 2000
Let me see that bone from the skeleton in the closet.
*Picks up knucklebone.*
Hmmmmm. There seems to be something engraved here. Let me see if I can read it ....
"Captain Al Boy was arrested for piracy 2 years ago. The charges were mysteriously dropped shortly after he met with the officials. Coincidentally, he closed out one of his bank accounts about that time."
Pierrot: Aaaaawwwwk, clean as mud.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 7, 2000
...and yet your parrot belonged to a pirate...
...and the charges were dropped as soon as it was revealed he was working to bring the pirates to justice...undercover and all...unfortunately it was so top secret at the time that only the highest officials knew about it, so the arrest was unavoidable...
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 7, 2000
...and that's sarcasm, i'm guessing...
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 7, 2000
No, it's just that I couldn't think of much else to say. I don't blame you for mistaking it for sarcasm, though.
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 7, 2000
Oh, I see. But what I don't understand, is how could he be working undercover to bring the pirates to justice, when he was the captain of the ship?
Pierrot: Aaaaaawwwwk, undercover, my eyepatch.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 7, 2000
Is it really his fault if the Captain on the ship was killed & Al was *such* a good officer that they promoted him? After all...he couldn't refuse now, it'd blow his cover...
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 7, 2000
Pierrot: Aaaawwwwk, slow and unsteady.
Now, Pierrot, you know it is not polite to make fun of someone's spelling, even if they aspire to a presidency that requires periodical written reports.
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 7, 2000
Yes, "such a good officer". Pirate officer, that is. One step from Captain, then Captain. Hmmmmm.
Pierrot: Aaaaawk, swab up that poop.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 7, 2000
No...he's incredibly good at keeping undercover...
and you've seen him as a Captain, you can't deny that...
Who taught that parrot to talk, BTW?
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