h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*cue titles as audience starts to chant Jerry, Jerry, Jerry*

*Help! I've never watched more than a few seconds of Jerry Springer and that was on "Austin Powers 2" - what do I do????*

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Jerry: Ok first on our stage is h2g2 Vice Prez elect Bluebottle. So tell me how do you view the campaign results.

I tend to go to:
http://www.h2g2.com/A442351&skin=classic
and look at the Post Report in Classic Goo.

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Jerry: Very interesting, but what are your comments on the great pregnant chad debate which has been aimed at you and your running mate in recent postings? And what about the 50,000 votes alledged to have gone walkabout?

I thought that Chad was the name of the character played by Stanley Baker in the classic 1964 war film "Zulu", and as he is male, I didn't think he was pregnant...
As for the 50,000 votes that went walkabout, I believe they are currently on holiday in Florida.
Hopefully, they'll vote in the H2G2 Bikini Competition:
http://www.h2g2.com/A480449

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*The Professor waits quite quietly in the audience for the fight scene...*

*Waits.*

*Patiently.*

*Oh, so patiently.*


*Listens to the small brook overflowing outside his house in RL...*